Dream: ...maybe I need therapy.
Crack dream ahoy. Most of it's a blur but the parts I remember, I... *headshake*
Despots, the Doctor, the Backyardigans and.... just... incomprehensible crack. O.o
There was a huuuuuge bunch of dream I can't quite remember involving a military coup at my junior high led by Herbie the sapient volkswagen Beetle, crossing the street being an offense punishable by death, and a massive political intrigue... something, where all the politicians and royalty wore colourful brocade robes so they'd be easier to assassinate.
In the process of all that the Tenth Doctor had come to my planet and helped me overthrow the despotic government bloodlessly. However it put me into a position where I was under the death penalty in the new regime (in the course of liberating my planet from murderous despots, I crossed the road. Oops). I was willing to face my execution as legal and just, but the Doctor scooped me up and took me away with him. Did I mention that at this point I was a super-intelligent baby badger? No?
Anyway, the Doctor, me, and a couple random teenagers are flying over an icefield when we spot a sailing ship stuck in the ice. We fly over to see if we can help, but we see that it's just the Backyardigans, and they'll figure their own way out once they've danced and sung enough and then go home for a snack. They're all lying around on deck exhausted though. We fly overtop of the ship and drop Skittles on them. They're thrilled and wake up and dance and the ship starts to break free.
Somehow as the ship was breaking free, the penguin-kid got his tail stuck to the ice during the celebratory dance routine, and me and one of the teenagers from the Tardis help him break free, but somehow in the course of doing this, the teenager's grandfather gets turned into chocolate ice cream and frozen beneath the surface of the ice. Really creepy because he's ice cream but he still has blue eyes and a mouth that moves.
The Doctor is hovering in the Tardis yelling at us to get back into the Tardis, there's nothing we can do for him and we have to leave before the sailing ship gets out of view and the Backyardigans finish their celebratory dance because the pocket-dimension they create will disappear entirely when they leave and we'll be floating loose in the Void.
The girl who's grandfather it is is heartbroken and weeping, pounding on the ice, but ice cream grandpa is looking at both of us from under the ice, smiling and mouthing 'Go, it's fine, go. I want this. I want to be ice cream.' And there were more tears and yelling, but we all got back on the Tardis in time and left.
And then I woke up. I... I have no idea.
Despots, the Doctor, the Backyardigans and.... just... incomprehensible crack. O.o
There was a huuuuuge bunch of dream I can't quite remember involving a military coup at my junior high led by Herbie the sapient volkswagen Beetle, crossing the street being an offense punishable by death, and a massive political intrigue... something, where all the politicians and royalty wore colourful brocade robes so they'd be easier to assassinate.
In the process of all that the Tenth Doctor had come to my planet and helped me overthrow the despotic government bloodlessly. However it put me into a position where I was under the death penalty in the new regime (in the course of liberating my planet from murderous despots, I crossed the road. Oops). I was willing to face my execution as legal and just, but the Doctor scooped me up and took me away with him. Did I mention that at this point I was a super-intelligent baby badger? No?
Anyway, the Doctor, me, and a couple random teenagers are flying over an icefield when we spot a sailing ship stuck in the ice. We fly over to see if we can help, but we see that it's just the Backyardigans, and they'll figure their own way out once they've danced and sung enough and then go home for a snack. They're all lying around on deck exhausted though. We fly overtop of the ship and drop Skittles on them. They're thrilled and wake up and dance and the ship starts to break free.
Somehow as the ship was breaking free, the penguin-kid got his tail stuck to the ice during the celebratory dance routine, and me and one of the teenagers from the Tardis help him break free, but somehow in the course of doing this, the teenager's grandfather gets turned into chocolate ice cream and frozen beneath the surface of the ice. Really creepy because he's ice cream but he still has blue eyes and a mouth that moves.
The Doctor is hovering in the Tardis yelling at us to get back into the Tardis, there's nothing we can do for him and we have to leave before the sailing ship gets out of view and the Backyardigans finish their celebratory dance because the pocket-dimension they create will disappear entirely when they leave and we'll be floating loose in the Void.
The girl who's grandfather it is is heartbroken and weeping, pounding on the ice, but ice cream grandpa is looking at both of us from under the ice, smiling and mouthing 'Go, it's fine, go. I want this. I want to be ice cream.' And there were more tears and yelling, but we all got back on the Tardis in time and left.
And then I woke up. I... I have no idea.