i thought it was rather cute;

[caffeko]

if she is very chubby
I'll just need to buy her a box-tee that's all.

If she talks a lot
I'll just need to talk a lot back

If she doesn't talk much
I'll just become a chatterbox and make her laugh

If she is not very pretty
I'll just become much uglier and make her seem like a princess.

If she cannot walk
I'll just spend my whole life pushing her wheelchair.

If she cannot see
I'll just give her one of my eyes so we can both look at each other

If she is a christian
I'll betray buddha and go to church with her that's all.

If she is left-handed
So she doesn't feel uncomfortable when I'm sitting on her left, I'll learn to write with my left hand too

If her body is stiff (as in she can't dance)
I'll just become a person who can only dance comical dances.

If she likes puppies
Even if my dog allergy doesn't disappear,
I just need to stuff my nose with tissues that's all.

If she says she doesn't like me anymore
If she tries to leave, this will be the first time
I will ever be unable to do her requests..
That is a namja.

... <3
What is an namja, though?