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So, I woke up at 530AM this morning to get ready for jury duty. I went there, and after 6 hours, they let us go. I'm glad I won't have to go through that again for at least another year. It was such a ginormous waste of time. But there was one thing that happened that intrigued me. They let us out for lunch, and I went to the local Starbuck's for a Blueberry Coffee Cake and Café Latté. I sat outside on the patio, smoking and enjoying my things, when a homeless person walks up to me. He doesn't say a word, and I offer him a cigarette. He motions to me, asking if I had a pen. By now I figured that he can't speak, so I pull out a pen and hand it to him. He takes a Starbuck's napkin, and begins to jot down some words. This was probably the most absorbing conversation I've had in years. I'm not going to write everything that he wrote, since he filled the entire napkin, and half of the Blueberry Coffee Cake bag. But he wrote some very interesting things. He wrote (sic):
I am is spirit
I am no Star War person
Star war robber name family what I saw them
I from ENGLAND
I was little boy one person
They doing put bomb people
Star War doing war name Knighter people
I read and movie I was collect comic
I was found George Washington
I was found comic name George Washington
I was running and I read book name comic dark damon
I from ENGland
Star War have Black damon
Star War have spirit
Are you American soilder
Star War doing in war in AMERICA
I was found family name NAME AMERICAN IN HERE
I was little boy I was look like 5 years old
I was little boy I read for long time
I was found book I was look for damon because he owner
then I running away from name him Mark damon sullivan lundwall name damon
I was Enjoy
I was care damon he gave me car to Enjoy with damon
If you robber him then get you he have super hero
This absolutely amazed me. I let him keep the pen, and gave him two cigarettes for the road. I also let him finish my coffee cake. Believe me, it wasn't pity. I don't pity homeless people. This guy was just simply amazing.
This is a picture of the guy.
I am is spirit
I am no Star War person
Star war robber name family what I saw them
I from ENGLAND
I was little boy one person
They doing put bomb people
Star War doing war name Knighter people
I read and movie I was collect comic
I was found George Washington
I was found comic name George Washington
I was running and I read book name comic dark damon
I from ENGland
Star War have Black damon
Star War have spirit
Are you American soilder
Star War doing in war in AMERICA
I was found family name NAME AMERICAN IN HERE
I was little boy I was look like 5 years old
I was little boy I read for long time
I was found book I was look for damon because he owner
then I running away from name him Mark damon sullivan lundwall name damon
I was Enjoy
I was care damon he gave me car to Enjoy with damon
If you robber him then get you he have super hero
This absolutely amazed me. I let him keep the pen, and gave him two cigarettes for the road. I also let him finish my coffee cake. Believe me, it wasn't pity. I don't pity homeless people. This guy was just simply amazing.
This is a picture of the guy.