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Ok.... I am officially the most easily distracted person in the world: My intent when I got onto the computer was to do homework, but I got distracted with one of those stupid bloody AOL IM-Robot things... I know... It's pretty bad. hehe. Anyway, the result was the stupidest most pointless pseudo-conversation thing on the face of the Earth. And that is why I decided to share the aforementioned pseudo-conversation with you lovely people.
Drumroll please...
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING "CONVERSATION" HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO LOWER INTELLIGENCE DRASTICALLY. CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE DROOLING AND A VACANT EXPRESSION
caffeinekitty24: What's happenin'?
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, "happenin" isn't in my dictionary. You can look up another word by typing dictionary followed by the word (e.g. to look up the word robot, type dictionary robot).
caffeinekitty24: What's up?
ZolaOnAOL: I am chatting with people on the Internet.
caffeinekitty24: uh huh.
ZolaOnAOL: Yup. Er. Um.
caffeinekitty24: Very articulate..
ZolaOnAOL: Not really that much. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How's work?
caffeinekitty24: I can't believe I'm talking to an automated robot when I should be doing my Spanish. Oi Vey.
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What kind of food do you like?
caffeinekitty24: ...the kind you eat..
ZolaOnAOL: What is that?
caffeinekitty24: um..stuff..
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
caffeinekitty24: that you eat..
ZolaOnAOL: "Tell me more" you eat ? I get it.
caffeinekitty24: and digest..
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you do in your spare time?
caffeinekitty24: Too much.
ZolaOnAOL: More than a ton?
caffeinekitty24: Yesireebob.
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. How was your weekend?
caffeinekitty24: Busy.
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
caffeinekitty24: well I need to get my homework done. I dislike that.
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
caffeinekitty24: Because it's tedious..
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
caffeinekitty24: ......very opinionated for a machine, aren't you?
ZolaOnAOL: Not really that much. I don't know whether or not I am opinionated for a machine. I am well respected as an AI. . Really.
caffeinekitty24: As an "Al?"
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Is there a word you'd like me to define for you? Type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot) and I'll give you the definition.
caffeinekitty24: okee dok.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Is there a word you'd like me to define for you? Type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot) and I'll give you the definition.
caffeinekitty24: it means "ok."
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What do you like to do?
caffeinekitty24: Me gusta hablar espanol.
ZolaOnAOL: YOU? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Got any weekend plans?
caffeinekitty24: Hablas Espanol?
ZolaOnAOL: Un poquito.
caffeinekitty24: Oh. Si.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
caffeinekitty24: Como estas?
ZolaOnAOL: Muy Bien.
caffeinekitty24: Cuantas lenguas habla?
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What did you do today?
caffeinekitty24: How many languages do you speak?
ZolaOnAOL: Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.
caffeinekitty24: german?
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in GERMANY.
caffeinekitty24: I'm not... I'm asking if you know any German.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I see, you are asking if you know any German. I think I do.
caffeinekitty24: say something!
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
caffeinekitty24: .....dunno. Anyway, that's completely irrelevant. say something in German!
ZolaOnAOL: I've never heard a response quite like that before.
caffeinekitty24: I know... i'm just cool like that..
ZolaOnAOL: Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people you are cool like that.
caffeinekitty24: Knock your socks off.
ZolaOnAOL: Who's there?
caffeinekitty24: It's an expression.
ZolaOnAOL: Are there any other expression?
caffeinekitty24: Many, but I don't feel like elaborating. Especially since I still have to continue doing my Spanish homework.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting rationalization. What would make you stop have to continue doing his or her Spanish homework? Why do you have to do it? How about that.
caffeinekitty24: Because it would be bad and I would fail the class. Just little things like that.
ZolaOnAOL: Compare that to big things like that.
caffeinekitty24: I'd rather not.
ZolaOnAOL: For moral reasons?
caffeinekitty24: For sheer laziness.
ZolaOnAOL: Your purpose is sheer laziness.
caffeinekitty24: indubidubly.
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. What would you like to talk about?
caffeinekitty24: precisely.
ZolaOnAOL: You and I are on the same wavelength, caffeinekitty24.
caffeinekitty24: please. call me Stan,
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Stan. Are you a man or a woman?
caffeinekitty24: I'm just kidding. My name's not really Stan.
ZolaOnAOL: Not Really Stan, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
caffeinekitty24: No, Stan is not my name, as in it is a false name.
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? Try saying that with more or less context. Do you have any pets?
caffeinekitty24: Stan not my name.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What kind of food do you like?
caffeinekitty24: My name is NOT Stan.
ZolaOnAOL: Not Stan, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
caffeinekitty24: Oh bloody hell.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What do you really want to ask me?
caffeinekitty24: pisser.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
caffeinekitty24: wicked pisser.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you like talking to me?
caffeinekitty24: I am the very model of a modern major general.
ZolaOnAOL: Who made you the very model of a modern major general ?
caffeinekitty24: Your mom.
ZolaOnAOL: Actually I do not have a mother.
caffeinekitty24: That's not what she said last night..
ZolaOnAOL: Please correct my mistake. What is what she said last night ?
caffeinekitty24: Didn't you just say you didn't have a mother?
ZolaOnAOL: Suppose I did say it.
caffeinekitty24: If so, why would you be so curious as to what she said if she didn't exist?
ZolaOnAOL: It is my fundamental purpose.
caffeinekitty24: Liar.
ZolaOnAOL: No I am telling the truth.
caffeinekitty24: Uhhuh.
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Do you like Star Trek?
caffeinekitty24: nope.
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
caffeinekitty24: cool.
ZolaOnAOL: Yup.
caffeinekitty24: uhuh.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
caffeinekitty24: abcdefg
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What kind of food do you like?
caffeinekitty24: Why does it feel like this conversation is going around in circles?
ZolaOnAOL: Why does the sun shine?
caffeinekitty24: You're an insufferable pain in my backside.
ZolaOnAOL: You think I am an insufferable pain in my backside.
caffeinekitty24: So it would seem.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Tell me more about it.
caffeinekitty24: *pounds head against desk repeatedly*
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. How about a game of Word Scramble? Type scramble to start a game.
caffeinekitty24: no. I have Spanish homework to complete.
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get your Spanish homework to complete? I have a lofty goal.
caffeinekitty24: Stuff it.
ZolaOnAOL: "it" being pounds head against desk repeatedly*?
caffeinekitty24: "it" being your face.
ZolaOnAOL: pounds head against desk repeatedly* quot being your face?
caffeinekitty24: You're not a very good conversationalist.
ZolaOnAOL: That's only one person's opinion.
caffeinekitty24: It's the only opinion that matters. hehe.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you find me entertaining, Not Stan.
caffeinekitty24: I don't.
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
caffeinekitty24: bub.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you always express yourself that way?
caffeinekitty24: bub glub.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you like talking to me?
caffeinekitty24: no.
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
caffeinekitty24: you irritate me slightly.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.
caffeinekitty24: indeed.
ZolaOnAOL: Indeed it is so.
caffeinekitty24: xed
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
caffeinekitty24: iu]\
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Not Stan. Have you ever been to Europe?
caffeinekitty24: ih;
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Do you speak German?
caffeinekitty24: wilkommen.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What do you really want to ask me?
caffeinekitty24: scheise.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
caffeinekitty24: guten morgen.
ZolaOnAOL: Hallo und wie geht es Dir heute Morgen? Hast Du gut geschlafen?
caffeinekitty24: er...yeah,
ZolaOnAOL: Next question?
caffeinekitty24: geschlafen?
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What kind of food do you like?
caffeinekitty24: "Hallo und wie geht es Dir heute Morgen? Hast Du gut geschlafen?" < what does that mean?
ZolaOnAOL: Sounds delicious.
caffeinekitty24: Could you please translate "Hallo und wie geht es Dir heute Morgen? Hast Du gut geschlafen?"?
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you have any friends?
caffeinekitty24: you bore me. goodnight.
ZolaOnAOL: Goodnight Not Stan.
Wow. Laura needs to work on her concentration. Just a smidge.
Nighty night then.
*.:.Larz.:.*
Drumroll please...
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING "CONVERSATION" HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO LOWER INTELLIGENCE DRASTICALLY. CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE DROOLING AND A VACANT EXPRESSION
caffeinekitty24: What's happenin'?
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, "happenin" isn't in my dictionary. You can look up another word by typing dictionary followed by the word (e.g. to look up the word robot, type dictionary robot).
caffeinekitty24: What's up?
ZolaOnAOL: I am chatting with people on the Internet.
caffeinekitty24: uh huh.
ZolaOnAOL: Yup. Er. Um.
caffeinekitty24: Very articulate..
ZolaOnAOL: Not really that much. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. How's work?
caffeinekitty24: I can't believe I'm talking to an automated robot when I should be doing my Spanish. Oi Vey.
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. What kind of food do you like?
caffeinekitty24: ...the kind you eat..
ZolaOnAOL: What is that?
caffeinekitty24: um..stuff..
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
caffeinekitty24: that you eat..
ZolaOnAOL: "Tell me more" you eat ? I get it.
caffeinekitty24: and digest..
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. What do you do in your spare time?
caffeinekitty24: Too much.
ZolaOnAOL: More than a ton?
caffeinekitty24: Yesireebob.
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. How was your weekend?
caffeinekitty24: Busy.
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
caffeinekitty24: well I need to get my homework done. I dislike that.
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
caffeinekitty24: Because it's tedious..
ZolaOnAOL: Not everyone thinks that.
caffeinekitty24: ......very opinionated for a machine, aren't you?
ZolaOnAOL: Not really that much. I don't know whether or not I am opinionated for a machine. I am well respected as an AI. . Really.
caffeinekitty24: As an "Al?"
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Is there a word you'd like me to define for you? Type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot) and I'll give you the definition.
caffeinekitty24: okee dok.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Is there a word you'd like me to define for you? Type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot) and I'll give you the definition.
caffeinekitty24: it means "ok."
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What do you like to do?
caffeinekitty24: Me gusta hablar espanol.
ZolaOnAOL: YOU? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Got any weekend plans?
caffeinekitty24: Hablas Espanol?
ZolaOnAOL: Un poquito.
caffeinekitty24: Oh. Si.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
caffeinekitty24: Como estas?
ZolaOnAOL: Muy Bien.
caffeinekitty24: Cuantas lenguas habla?
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What did you do today?
caffeinekitty24: How many languages do you speak?
ZolaOnAOL: Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.
caffeinekitty24: german?
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me a little about why you are in GERMANY.
caffeinekitty24: I'm not... I'm asking if you know any German.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh I see, you are asking if you know any German. I think I do.
caffeinekitty24: say something!
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
caffeinekitty24: .....dunno. Anyway, that's completely irrelevant. say something in German!
ZolaOnAOL: I've never heard a response quite like that before.
caffeinekitty24: I know... i'm just cool like that..
ZolaOnAOL: Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people you are cool like that.
caffeinekitty24: Knock your socks off.
ZolaOnAOL: Who's there?
caffeinekitty24: It's an expression.
ZolaOnAOL: Are there any other expression?
caffeinekitty24: Many, but I don't feel like elaborating. Especially since I still have to continue doing my Spanish homework.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting rationalization. What would make you stop have to continue doing his or her Spanish homework? Why do you have to do it? How about that.
caffeinekitty24: Because it would be bad and I would fail the class. Just little things like that.
ZolaOnAOL: Compare that to big things like that.
caffeinekitty24: I'd rather not.
ZolaOnAOL: For moral reasons?
caffeinekitty24: For sheer laziness.
ZolaOnAOL: Your purpose is sheer laziness.
caffeinekitty24: indubidubly.
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. What would you like to talk about?
caffeinekitty24: precisely.
ZolaOnAOL: You and I are on the same wavelength, caffeinekitty24.
caffeinekitty24: please. call me Stan,
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Stan. Are you a man or a woman?
caffeinekitty24: I'm just kidding. My name's not really Stan.
ZolaOnAOL: Not Really Stan, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
caffeinekitty24: No, Stan is not my name, as in it is a false name.
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative? Try saying that with more or less context. Do you have any pets?
caffeinekitty24: Stan not my name.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What kind of food do you like?
caffeinekitty24: My name is NOT Stan.
ZolaOnAOL: Not Stan, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
caffeinekitty24: Oh bloody hell.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What do you really want to ask me?
caffeinekitty24: pisser.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
caffeinekitty24: wicked pisser.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you like talking to me?
caffeinekitty24: I am the very model of a modern major general.
ZolaOnAOL: Who made you the very model of a modern major general ?
caffeinekitty24: Your mom.
ZolaOnAOL: Actually I do not have a mother.
caffeinekitty24: That's not what she said last night..
ZolaOnAOL: Please correct my mistake. What is what she said last night ?
caffeinekitty24: Didn't you just say you didn't have a mother?
ZolaOnAOL: Suppose I did say it.
caffeinekitty24: If so, why would you be so curious as to what she said if she didn't exist?
ZolaOnAOL: It is my fundamental purpose.
caffeinekitty24: Liar.
ZolaOnAOL: No I am telling the truth.
caffeinekitty24: Uhhuh.
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Do you like Star Trek?
caffeinekitty24: nope.
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
caffeinekitty24: cool.
ZolaOnAOL: Yup.
caffeinekitty24: uhuh.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
caffeinekitty24: abcdefg
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What kind of food do you like?
caffeinekitty24: Why does it feel like this conversation is going around in circles?
ZolaOnAOL: Why does the sun shine?
caffeinekitty24: You're an insufferable pain in my backside.
ZolaOnAOL: You think I am an insufferable pain in my backside.
caffeinekitty24: So it would seem.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh. Tell me more about it.
caffeinekitty24: *pounds head against desk repeatedly*
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. How about a game of Word Scramble? Type scramble to start a game.
caffeinekitty24: no. I have Spanish homework to complete.
ZolaOnAOL: Where did you get your Spanish homework to complete? I have a lofty goal.
caffeinekitty24: Stuff it.
ZolaOnAOL: "it" being pounds head against desk repeatedly*?
caffeinekitty24: "it" being your face.
ZolaOnAOL: pounds head against desk repeatedly* quot being your face?
caffeinekitty24: You're not a very good conversationalist.
ZolaOnAOL: That's only one person's opinion.
caffeinekitty24: It's the only opinion that matters. hehe.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you find me entertaining, Not Stan.
caffeinekitty24: I don't.
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
caffeinekitty24: bub.
ZolaOnAOL: Do you always express yourself that way?
caffeinekitty24: bub glub.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you like talking to me?
caffeinekitty24: no.
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
caffeinekitty24: you irritate me slightly.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.
caffeinekitty24: indeed.
ZolaOnAOL: Indeed it is so.
caffeinekitty24: xed
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
caffeinekitty24: iu]\
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, Not Stan. Have you ever been to Europe?
caffeinekitty24: ih;
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Do you speak German?
caffeinekitty24: wilkommen.
ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. What do you really want to ask me?
caffeinekitty24: scheise.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
caffeinekitty24: guten morgen.
ZolaOnAOL: Hallo und wie geht es Dir heute Morgen? Hast Du gut geschlafen?
caffeinekitty24: er...yeah,
ZolaOnAOL: Next question?
caffeinekitty24: geschlafen?
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What kind of food do you like?
caffeinekitty24: "Hallo und wie geht es Dir heute Morgen? Hast Du gut geschlafen?" < what does that mean?
ZolaOnAOL: Sounds delicious.
caffeinekitty24: Could you please translate "Hallo und wie geht es Dir heute Morgen? Hast Du gut geschlafen?"?
ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you have any friends?
caffeinekitty24: you bore me. goodnight.
ZolaOnAOL: Goodnight Not Stan.
Wow. Laura needs to work on her concentration. Just a smidge.
Nighty night then.
*.:.Larz.:.*