Remember these?
I wanted to bring these back to my front page, in case i needed to recall them again quick, and word documents are too simple a solution, so fuck off
Story #1
There was a crack in the desk... I climbed inside unwillingly sputtered. It was dark so the man said "Halt!" What man you say? You know. You know. I burn bad.
Story #2
Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Some say a clock goes tick tock. Well they are gay. It fucking clicks. Just listen to it dumbass. Read the top of the page bitch!
Story #3
You need to breathe. You know that, right? The air makes us live longer. Think about it...
Story #4
So I was killing this guy once, right... And he says, "why are you killing me?!" So I said, "Because the fish in my brain was clucking loudly after my heart yelled at it. That fucker." It was weird, I was totally lieing to him. Ha ha.
Story #5
The little girl said "Room 113." She was taken down the hall to a door that said "113" in big letters. They opened and the little girl walked in. She was executed.
and finally, Story #6 (its a long one)
The periodical phenomenon that once lived was now really really dead indeed. George Bush was his name. The last words that he said were "Oh shit..." See, one day a new country was formed from Japan, Iraq, Iran, Germany, Great Britain, and Antartica. After a day though, Antartica was thrown out. The penguins couldn't communicate well with the rest. In just three days they were invaded by the USA for fear of weapons of mass destruction. There was just on problem. The new country didn't give a shit about anything and showed the USA by nuking themselves, killing all of the USA's marines that were sent. After that, the new country launched 20 nukes at the USA in a matter of minutes. The leader of the new country screamed the only word that he knew in english to a live broadcast camera, "KITTENS!!" The weird look in his eyes made the USA know that he meant business. George Bush looked up into the sky during a live telecast to the country. "We will not take this lightly!"
"umm sir, we have a problem."
"Oh shit..."
The USA was destroyed, and the new country took over the world.
Story #1
There was a crack in the desk... I climbed inside unwillingly sputtered. It was dark so the man said "Halt!" What man you say? You know. You know. I burn bad.
Story #2
Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. Some say a clock goes tick tock. Well they are gay. It fucking clicks. Just listen to it dumbass. Read the top of the page bitch!
Story #3
You need to breathe. You know that, right? The air makes us live longer. Think about it...
Story #4
So I was killing this guy once, right... And he says, "why are you killing me?!" So I said, "Because the fish in my brain was clucking loudly after my heart yelled at it. That fucker." It was weird, I was totally lieing to him. Ha ha.
Story #5
The little girl said "Room 113." She was taken down the hall to a door that said "113" in big letters. They opened and the little girl walked in. She was executed.
and finally, Story #6 (its a long one)
The periodical phenomenon that once lived was now really really dead indeed. George Bush was his name. The last words that he said were "Oh shit..." See, one day a new country was formed from Japan, Iraq, Iran, Germany, Great Britain, and Antartica. After a day though, Antartica was thrown out. The penguins couldn't communicate well with the rest. In just three days they were invaded by the USA for fear of weapons of mass destruction. There was just on problem. The new country didn't give a shit about anything and showed the USA by nuking themselves, killing all of the USA's marines that were sent. After that, the new country launched 20 nukes at the USA in a matter of minutes. The leader of the new country screamed the only word that he knew in english to a live broadcast camera, "KITTENS!!" The weird look in his eyes made the USA know that he meant business. George Bush looked up into the sky during a live telecast to the country. "We will not take this lightly!"
"umm sir, we have a problem."
"Oh shit..."
The USA was destroyed, and the new country took over the world.