Seven Deadly Sins: Day Two
Day One: Pride - Seven great things about yourself.
Day Two: Envy - Seven things you lack and covet.
Day Three: Wrath - Seven things that piss you off.
Day Four: Sloth - Seven things you neglect to do.
Day Five: Greed - Seven worldly material desires.
Day Six: Gluttony - Seven guilty pleasures.
Day Seven: Lust - Seven secret loves.
1.) Teeth that don't fucking shatter in my mouth and cause me great pain. I would really fucking appreciate those right now. Ow! (Just had one break today; first time it's happened in five years, so it's not like it's a constant problem, but still!)
2.) My naturally red hair to grow in free of gray. Well, I say gray, but when you are a redhead, your hair turns a sort of ugly, muddy blonde first. Then? It turns peachy-pinkish-gray. So right now the only proof I have of my natural ginger roots are the few patches that grow in with red before I touch up the blonde and gray roots.
3.) Height. I am five feet tall, and it's very bloody inconvenient. I have to have everything altered. Even petite clothing is too long on me because it's made for 5'4" women. I can never find shoes in my size because, apparently, no one outside of Japan and China wears a size six. In my next life, I will be 5'11" like Karen Gillan. And I will have her hair, which is not gray yet!
4.) Motivation. In my previous post, I said I liked being smart, and I do. Here's the catch: I am the laziest person in the world. I will literally skip meals simply because the effort required to get off my ass and acquire food is too much. I don't study because that means I have to do actual work. So having a high IQ? Doesn't amount to shit because I'll never do anything with my life.
5.) An address in an area that is not overrun by crazy religious conservatives. This is fairly self-explanatory, yeah? Just... I love my friends here, but I hate where I live because there are so few people I can talk to.
6.) An arthritis-free body. That would be so amazing. I could wear my heels without being in agony. I could run and dance and kickbox again instead of being restricted to yoga and swimming for exercise because putting too much weight on my left foot will cause it to snap in half again. Not that I am at all bitter about that.
7.) A healthy, allergy-free immune system. I fucking hate spring and summer because there is pollen everywhere. And have I mentioned the bees? Walking out the front door is an adventure for me because I never know when I'll be stung and have to jab myself with an epi pen again.
Day Two: Envy - Seven things you lack and covet.
Day Three: Wrath - Seven things that piss you off.
Day Four: Sloth - Seven things you neglect to do.
Day Five: Greed - Seven worldly material desires.
Day Six: Gluttony - Seven guilty pleasures.
Day Seven: Lust - Seven secret loves.
1.) Teeth that don't fucking shatter in my mouth and cause me great pain. I would really fucking appreciate those right now. Ow! (Just had one break today; first time it's happened in five years, so it's not like it's a constant problem, but still!)
2.) My naturally red hair to grow in free of gray. Well, I say gray, but when you are a redhead, your hair turns a sort of ugly, muddy blonde first. Then? It turns peachy-pinkish-gray. So right now the only proof I have of my natural ginger roots are the few patches that grow in with red before I touch up the blonde and gray roots.
3.) Height. I am five feet tall, and it's very bloody inconvenient. I have to have everything altered. Even petite clothing is too long on me because it's made for 5'4" women. I can never find shoes in my size because, apparently, no one outside of Japan and China wears a size six. In my next life, I will be 5'11" like Karen Gillan. And I will have her hair, which is not gray yet!
4.) Motivation. In my previous post, I said I liked being smart, and I do. Here's the catch: I am the laziest person in the world. I will literally skip meals simply because the effort required to get off my ass and acquire food is too much. I don't study because that means I have to do actual work. So having a high IQ? Doesn't amount to shit because I'll never do anything with my life.
5.) An address in an area that is not overrun by crazy religious conservatives. This is fairly self-explanatory, yeah? Just... I love my friends here, but I hate where I live because there are so few people I can talk to.
6.) An arthritis-free body. That would be so amazing. I could wear my heels without being in agony. I could run and dance and kickbox again instead of being restricted to yoga and swimming for exercise because putting too much weight on my left foot will cause it to snap in half again. Not that I am at all bitter about that.
7.) A healthy, allergy-free immune system. I fucking hate spring and summer because there is pollen everywhere. And have I mentioned the bees? Walking out the front door is an adventure for me because I never know when I'll be stung and have to jab myself with an epi pen again.