Pie 1.2
Last time in As the Pie Turns, Apple met a nice guy named Darrick, got married, and had a kid while trying to max three skills to accomplish her LTW. We tune back in to find...
…That’s a really worrisome color for vomit, Apple. Just saying.
Pop the second. Much less stressed out and angsty this time, too.
Reading buddies!
Darrick got a promotion to Desk Jockey, but kept his, uh, ‘uniform’. He sits around the police office all day dressed like that, the very picture of appropriate workplace behavior.
Brisket aged up on the floor, all by himself because mom was busy reading.
Here’s a better picture of him. He got Darrick’s hair and Apple’s eyes, and a skin tone somewhere in the middle. Too soon to tell what his features are going to be like, alas.
Your thoughts say you want nothing to do with this, but your wants say differently.
Work it, handy sim, this house would be in shambles without your mad skills! Besides kicking mad toilet butt, Darrick got promoted again. He’s moving on up. I need to get a picture of his partner.
There he is! Dudley gets a real police uniform, because he’s the favorite.
Brisket is a lean, mean, walking machine.
OM-NOM-NOM
Now? But Darrick’s at work! Wearing an actual uniform for once! Push it back!
Meet Banana Pie! She rolled absent-minded and clumsy. They got their girl this time (still haven’t figured out the watermelon thing, but it matters not.)
Darrick’s uniform. I am in shock that he finally acquired one. His first use: find out if Apple likes a man in uniform.
She does /spoiler
Darrick retains awesome dad skills.
Important police business, move along, move along.
This woman came home, caught him, and then invited him inside.
Naturally suspicious, he questioned her, and then she yelled at him and threw him out. Can't say I blame her much, really.
Wait, when did this happen? Did I forget and let you two try for another? I guess we’ll be having three babies this generation o_0
Unlike Brisket, both parents were in attendance for Banana’s birthday. And…
Here’s toddlerified Banana. She might be a clone of Darrick.
An adorable clone, though.
Sibling skilling session.
Apple: Another baby, yes, yes, yes!
She’s gotten progressively more excited with each pregnancy.
Apple needed some time away from the house, and I realized half-way through her day out that she had Brisket with her. Mommy son bonding, ftw!
Life is brutal.
That’s why we beat our imaginary friends.
…creeeepy.
They’re good parents.
Apple: DAMNIT! IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!
Don’t worry, bb, last time.
~Sparkles!~ Meet Butter Pie, an excitable virtuoso. Girl number two.
After three kids, you two deserve some time to yourselves.
Why? Just…seriously, why? GET AWAY FROM HER!
Darrick has had enough of babies.
I see you there, Brisket. You and your adorableness.
Farting glitter, you know what that means!
Welcome to childhood, Brisket. He gained the Heavy Sleeper trait. And some crossed eyes.
Post-makeover Brisket, rocking some schoolboy curls. I always get so attached to the first kid born to my sims. Unreasonably so. They’re just so adorable.
And then Butter aged up.
Darrick: YES! NO MORE INFANTS!
Butter with hair. She inherited Darrick’s hair, and a very, very, light version of Apple's eyes. I'm pleasantly surprised that all three children look different. A good variety of choices for the eventual heir poll!
Drawn immediately to the xylophone. Virtuoso characteristics surging to the forefront!
Darrick is constantly repairing things (because they are too poor to afford decent stuff, if Apple ever gets back to work they’ll have more moola) but I never get pics. Here he is courting electrocution.
At this point everything is falling apart. Apple is losing her mind to exhaustion. There are piles of trash all over the yard. EVERYTHING IS BROKEN. TOO MANY TODDLERS. NOT ENOUGH TIME. THE END IS NIGHHHH.
It got so bad Brisket went over to this random stranger’s house to do his homework. Anything to escape!
Pillow fights make everything better, true facts.
This is all she does. This, and play with her imaginary friend. ARGH. Butter and Brisket are much easier going.
But it doesn’t matter, because now she’s a child! There were pictures of her party, but they got copied over when I wasn't paying attention. Due to Apple and Darrick’s excellent parenting, she rolled work-aholic. Goes a bit oddly with absent-minded. I’m seeing mad scientist-ing adventures in her future.
Definitely taking after Darrick. And, on that note, I think we’ll call it an update. Thanks for reading!
…That’s a really worrisome color for vomit, Apple. Just saying.
Pop the second. Much less stressed out and angsty this time, too.
Reading buddies!
Darrick got a promotion to Desk Jockey, but kept his, uh, ‘uniform’. He sits around the police office all day dressed like that, the very picture of appropriate workplace behavior.
Brisket aged up on the floor, all by himself because mom was busy reading.
Here’s a better picture of him. He got Darrick’s hair and Apple’s eyes, and a skin tone somewhere in the middle. Too soon to tell what his features are going to be like, alas.
Your thoughts say you want nothing to do with this, but your wants say differently.
Work it, handy sim, this house would be in shambles without your mad skills! Besides kicking mad toilet butt, Darrick got promoted again. He’s moving on up. I need to get a picture of his partner.
There he is! Dudley gets a real police uniform, because he’s the favorite.
Brisket is a lean, mean, walking machine.
OM-NOM-NOM
Now? But Darrick’s at work! Wearing an actual uniform for once! Push it back!
Meet Banana Pie! She rolled absent-minded and clumsy. They got their girl this time (still haven’t figured out the watermelon thing, but it matters not.)
Darrick’s uniform. I am in shock that he finally acquired one. His first use: find out if Apple likes a man in uniform.
She does /spoiler
Darrick retains awesome dad skills.
Important police business, move along, move along.
This woman came home, caught him, and then invited him inside.
Naturally suspicious, he questioned her, and then she yelled at him and threw him out. Can't say I blame her much, really.
Wait, when did this happen? Did I forget and let you two try for another? I guess we’ll be having three babies this generation o_0
Unlike Brisket, both parents were in attendance for Banana’s birthday. And…
Here’s toddlerified Banana. She might be a clone of Darrick.
An adorable clone, though.
Sibling skilling session.
Apple: Another baby, yes, yes, yes!
She’s gotten progressively more excited with each pregnancy.
Apple needed some time away from the house, and I realized half-way through her day out that she had Brisket with her. Mommy son bonding, ftw!
Life is brutal.
That’s why we beat our imaginary friends.
…creeeepy.
They’re good parents.
Apple: DAMNIT! IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!
Don’t worry, bb, last time.
~Sparkles!~ Meet Butter Pie, an excitable virtuoso. Girl number two.
After three kids, you two deserve some time to yourselves.
Why? Just…seriously, why? GET AWAY FROM HER!
Darrick has had enough of babies.
I see you there, Brisket. You and your adorableness.
Farting glitter, you know what that means!
Welcome to childhood, Brisket. He gained the Heavy Sleeper trait. And some crossed eyes.
Post-makeover Brisket, rocking some schoolboy curls. I always get so attached to the first kid born to my sims. Unreasonably so. They’re just so adorable.
And then Butter aged up.
Darrick: YES! NO MORE INFANTS!
Butter with hair. She inherited Darrick’s hair, and a very, very, light version of Apple's eyes. I'm pleasantly surprised that all three children look different. A good variety of choices for the eventual heir poll!
Drawn immediately to the xylophone. Virtuoso characteristics surging to the forefront!
Darrick is constantly repairing things (because they are too poor to afford decent stuff, if Apple ever gets back to work they’ll have more moola) but I never get pics. Here he is courting electrocution.
At this point everything is falling apart. Apple is losing her mind to exhaustion. There are piles of trash all over the yard. EVERYTHING IS BROKEN. TOO MANY TODDLERS. NOT ENOUGH TIME. THE END IS NIGHHHH.
It got so bad Brisket went over to this random stranger’s house to do his homework. Anything to escape!
Pillow fights make everything better, true facts.
This is all she does. This, and play with her imaginary friend. ARGH. Butter and Brisket are much easier going.
But it doesn’t matter, because now she’s a child! There were pictures of her party, but they got copied over when I wasn't paying attention. Due to Apple and Darrick’s excellent parenting, she rolled work-aholic. Goes a bit oddly with absent-minded. I’m seeing mad scientist-ing adventures in her future.
Definitely taking after Darrick. And, on that note, I think we’ll call it an update. Thanks for reading!