3 minutes to spare at work while im on this boring phone conference...

[caffeined]

If you call me Holly, you are most people.
If you call me Honey, or any other term of endearment, you are Carolyn.
If you call me Dick, you are Bink.
If you call me Dirty Whore, Skank, Asshat, you are weenikins.
If you call me Loooser, you work with me, and I promptly call you the same.
If you call me Hol or Holls, you're my marketing group, or my mom.
If you call me Kiddo, you are a company I'm consulting with.
If you call me HOTT, you're baby kitty.
If you call me Weasel, you are Queso.
If you call me Ma'am, you're dead to me.
If you call me French-Canadian Polish Brittist Muffin, you're Jenbean.
If you call me Dick, you are Binky.
If you call me Weenie, you're one of the other weenies.