bisexuals.trisexuals.homosapiens. carcinogens.hallucinigens. men. pee-wee herman.

[caffeinatrix0x]

Me: i attract them all
Me: old men. creepy 30 yr ols. preppy frat boys
Me: lol
Me: i just need to get a lesbian
Me: im countin on it to happen
Me: that will be the best day ever
Me: lol
Siren: i'll laugh when it does
Me: cause i mean, how many times in your life do you get hit on by a lezzie?
Me: what do they say? "hey you look like you're into vaginas"
Me: lmao
Siren: haha but you do look like it
Me: oh yah totally. especially around friends
Siren: no. not even just then. :-)all the time.
Me: i was totally not surprised by the number of people who thought i was a lezzie
Me: lol
Siren: you don't look like one to me. just a try-sexual
Me: tri?
Me: men. women. what else?
Me: trees?
Me: i could do a tree.
Me: lol
Me: ahahaha
Siren: but i'd do a tree too..
Me: i prefer trees over cats though
Me: i dont like the whole furry thing
Me: grooooosss
Me: trees are okay though.
Siren: they can be long and hard ;-)
Me: they have holes and sticks
Me: its like they are made for both sexes
Me: hahaha
Siren: hehehehe so true
Me: oh my god. we are talking about doing trees.
Me: ahahahahah
Me: our parents must be proud
Siren: they sure should be