you know you want to TOUCH me // Bayonetta/Dante

Oct 21, 2012 00:27

Aight Ya'll. Check this shit.

ONE: Devil May Cry is a hack 'n' slash, beat 'em up vidya game created by Hideki Kamiya. The main character is a fellow by the name of Dante. Once, he would have been the newest resident evil hero. Instead, he became demon hunting revenge machine who was created to be "cool and stylish."

TWO: Bayonetta is a hack 'n' slash beat 'em up vidya game created by Hideki Kamiya. The main character is a gal named, you guessed it, Bayonetta. She's an Umbra Witch which (pun!) means she has tits and ass to here and guns for high heels. She also kills angels.

THREE: Both of these characters are SEXY, embrace their CAMP, DESTROY enemies with a wide range of often ABSURD weapons.

FOUR: With their powers combined, they would rule the world if only because their orgasms would give the world orgasms. So ship them. Now.

(also, wtf is up with sisqo and dirty-ass songs?)





o1. 오빤 딱 내 스타일 - PSY ft. HYUNA
o2. BAD ROMANCE - lady gaga
o3. I LIKE YOU SO MUCH BETTER WHEN YOU'RE NAKED - ida maria
o4. EAT YOU UP - BoA
o5. HOT MESS - cobra starship
o6. HEY SEXY LADY - shaggy ft. sean paul
o7. WHAT YOU BITCHES WANT - dmx ft. sisqo
o8. PROMISCUOUS - nelly fertado ft. timberland
09. HOW MANY LICKS - lil kim ft. sisqo
1o. SHAKE YA ASS - mystikal ft. pharrell
11. BABY GOT BACK - sir mix-a-lot
12. YOU'RE SO VAIN - carly simon

&&LISTEN&&

f: bayonetta, f: devil may cry, m: fanmix

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