so
im sitting in a tavern that has internet because i still dont. and ive come to the realization that i have a special ability. i can make girls fall in love or like. seriously. GIRLS: if you want to find that special man just follow these three esy instructions:
1 date me
2 screw me (or whatever i dont care either way)
3 break up with me or do something horrid to make me break up with you.
thats it!
within 3 months to a year you will find that special fucking guy you need in your life!
i know this how?
every girl that i know that i have dated...ask them...
i bring love
i bring joy
just not for me
not for this boy.
i love alcojohol
1 date me
2 screw me (or whatever i dont care either way)
3 break up with me or do something horrid to make me break up with you.
thats it!
within 3 months to a year you will find that special fucking guy you need in your life!
i know this how?
every girl that i know that i have dated...ask them...
i bring love
i bring joy
just not for me
not for this boy.
i love alcojohol