weird ass dream

[caffeinaddict77]

k so i had to drive to this party, i met these two girls who were trying to seduce me, but i wanted a different shirt, so i left them in this room and drove back, got the shirt, got back to the party went itno the room and stuff happened, then when i leave, they hand me this bill that says i owe them 19,000 dollars for what just happened! "

Comments

[sickofchicken]

Que?

Charles, for my time you owe me $19,000. And a chocolate cake.

[azure_towers]

call me, yo. i got some questions for ya.

NOW oh shit no later.

and david lynch is mine, bitch!

[lithiumresidue]

and naturally I believed you and had to read it four and a half times.

fucking pot.