CLASSIFIED
I am about to go on a mission of the utmost importance.
Operation Re-Con Delta Stealth Force: Retrieve Bench and Table is about to ensue.
Between the hours of 0700 and 1200 on Sunday, the 5th of December, 2004, the picnic table and sitting bench outside of the Falls Dormitory was taken. Information suggested that opposing Butler Dormitory had taken, and were using, the said lounging accessories. A spy of ours investigated, disguised as a drunk stricken with bestiality, and found the items, chained to the established Butler table and bench.
War was silently declared.
At 0200 hours of the 6th of December, 2004, the Fallenites will start their mission to break the chains of injustice, and retrieve the Picnic Table and Sitting Bench, bringing them safely back to the Falls Dormitory. If we fail, we will be disavowed. If we succeed, it will establish a landmark victory in The Valley War.
Godspeed to you, you brave Fallenites.
Operation Re-Con Delta Stealth Force: Retrieve Bench and Table is about to ensue.
Between the hours of 0700 and 1200 on Sunday, the 5th of December, 2004, the picnic table and sitting bench outside of the Falls Dormitory was taken. Information suggested that opposing Butler Dormitory had taken, and were using, the said lounging accessories. A spy of ours investigated, disguised as a drunk stricken with bestiality, and found the items, chained to the established Butler table and bench.
War was silently declared.
At 0200 hours of the 6th of December, 2004, the Fallenites will start their mission to break the chains of injustice, and retrieve the Picnic Table and Sitting Bench, bringing them safely back to the Falls Dormitory. If we fail, we will be disavowed. If we succeed, it will establish a landmark victory in The Valley War.
Godspeed to you, you brave Fallenites.