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ATTN: CHUCK.
if you don't come to hawaii to play a show with me this summer I'm going to hire someone to hide all your cigarettes in weird places every night while you sleep, like you'll wake up and think... oh man i want some yogurt and you're all ready with the lid off and a spoon near your mouth not paying attention and then your mouth is all cream and paper ashy and then you'll be in the shower when suddenly you realize your washing your hair with tobacco and then you'll put on your shoe and think "that's odd" and shake your shoe out and it's a bent cigarette - almost still good except it smells like foot sulfur. Your nicotine dependancy depends on you, in hawaii, screaming, sir.
if you don't come to hawaii to play a show with me this summer I'm going to hire someone to hide all your cigarettes in weird places every night while you sleep, like you'll wake up and think... oh man i want some yogurt and you're all ready with the lid off and a spoon near your mouth not paying attention and then your mouth is all cream and paper ashy and then you'll be in the shower when suddenly you realize your washing your hair with tobacco and then you'll put on your shoe and think "that's odd" and shake your shoe out and it's a bent cigarette - almost still good except it smells like foot sulfur. Your nicotine dependancy depends on you, in hawaii, screaming, sir.