[Event] M.A.S.H. Seriously.

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Oh god, I come back to THIS?

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Re: Oh god, I come back to THIS?

[origamicupcake]

This is what I get for putting coworkers in the crushes section to "make it bad". At least it didn't give me Deidara...

After graduating from Columbia University, you will find work as a Waitress and drive a(n) 1972 Ford Mustang. Pretty sweet, eh?

After 19 years of dating, you'll marry your sweetheart Pein and move to Athens, Greece, buy a(n) Mansion and raise your 13 wonderful kid(s).

Someone who you think is your best friend will move to Haiti, hang around witches and upon their return they will cast you into a Zombie when you least suspect it at the ripe old age of 50!

...zombies. Really?

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YOUR MASH IS SO NORMAL, UN.

[origamicupcake]

Only you would find one with zombies included as normal.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Zombies are normal... Didn't you know?

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"After graduating from Harvord, you will find work as a Whore and drive a(n) 2006 Jashin-cat. Pretty sweet, eh?

After 7 years of dating, you'll marry your sweetheart A zombie and move to In a box, buy a(n) House and raise your 11 amazing kid(s).

You will die at an early age from falling out of a tree. "

I TOLD YOU ZOMBIES WERE NORMAL.

[origamicupcake]

What is WITH you and making us all fall out of trees? And I'm not even touching the marrying a zombie part!

[cake_is_a_bang]

How do zombies perform, anyway? ...I mean, in bed.

[origamicupcake]

They groan a lot.

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

[cake_is_a_bang]

YOU MARRIED ONE.

[origamicupcake]

GO GET HIT BY AN ICE CREAM TRUCK ALREADY.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Can I get hit after I get ice cream?