It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas....? Wait, what?

[cup_of_smex]

Today is like any other beautiful day in May. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and there are light, fluffy white clouds in the sky. The kind of day where you think to yourself: “Life is good. There isn’t anything that could possibly go wrong today.” - And then you give yourself a smack across the head, because you work at café, and when a

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[cake_is_a_bang]

[is wearing an outfit which was so bright and full of happiness and love, that Itachi's eyes will probably bleed when he sees it in which case, Deidara would probably have to hug the little bastard, because he was so cute when he was angry~.

He is also carrying a gift bag that seemed filled with red, white and pink envelopes]

GOOD MORNING, CAFE~!

[double_nomsalot]

[Zetsu is having the problem of starting trains of thought, dropping them, groping about blindly on the floor for them for a moment, and accidentally picking up different ones. But he figures Deidara will understand. It's a lot like him anyway.]

Deidara-san!

I'm hungry. Are you hungry?

...You're also pink.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Zetsu-chan!!!! [Zetsu is immediately grabbed and hugged very tightly (maybe even spun around a bit)]

You're hungry? How 'bout some Valentine's day cupcakes?! [holds up a tray of red and white chocolate cupcakes, seemingly pulled out of nowhere] Roses are red, violets are blue, but you should know all that, 'cause you're ZETSU!

[No, it didn't really rhyme, but close enough (which is usually the case with Valentine's Day, isn't it]

[bloodwithcoffee]

Stares. Just. fucking. stares.

(Which is slightly creepy, since Hidan currently looks like a homicidal maniac. ...Oh wait. Typical.) He hesitates, before jabbing a finger in Deidara's face and adding, after slight pause... (it must be the trauma) (voice clear and fucking decided, the words DELIBERATE).

"And THIS. is why. you can NEVER get a fucking DATE."

[cake_is_a_bang]

Stares back.

"What the hell are you wearing, Hee-man?! Don't you know it's Valentine's Day?!"

[bloodwithcoffee]

"It's late-May, retard. It's neither Vday, or White Day, or whateverfuckingelseyoucomeupwith. And you look like .... like..." The overdose on pink bore no comparison. "..Well NO FUCKING WONDER Sasori won't shag you. Seriously."

[cake_is_a_bang]

Pulls out a bow and arrows tipped with heart-like points.

"He'd love me if I shot him with this!"

[bloodwithcoffee]

....Maybe if you shot it up his ass, yeah.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Nuh uh, Hee-man. You aim for the heart. The heart, yeah.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Well maybe if you do it well enough, you'll get up to his heart too. Works well enough.

[cake_is_a_bang]

NEVER FEAR. I have the best aim in the world!