[Event] *insert Jaws theme music here*

[cup_of_smex]

That's right! Another event! No worries the other isn't closed or anything, it'll stay open until people stop replying to it. This is just here to provide another source of entertainment and to help up get back to our old ways of tomfoolery. SO yes, expect us to spam you.

AFTER ALL SPAM BEGETS MORE SPAM. 
And I'm not sure about you guys, but I've

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this meme is beautiful. sob.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Re: this meme is beautiful. sob.

[cakeandmoney]

All the whipped cream is missing from behind the counter. Kakuzu's traditional coffee mug has remnants of whipped cream around its edges. It also smells like hot chocolate.

[A] Go to the store and get a new can, no big deal. Plot some degrading retort to Kakuzu about his newfound taste in girly drinks.
[B] Punish his coffee cup by chucking it across the cafe at Deidara some poor unsuspecting blonde's head.
[C] Immediate physical confrontation.
[D] Immediate physical confrontation, knife included.

[bloodwithcoffee]

[A] Go to the store and get a new can, no big deal. Plot some degrading retort to Kakuzu about his newfound taste in girly drinks.
[B] Punish his coffee cup by chucking it across the cafe at Deidara some poor unsuspecting blonde's head.
[C] Immediate physical confrontation.
> Immediate physical confrontation, knife included.

UNLESS THAT'S FUCKING SEMEN ON YOUR CUP, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN.

[cakeandmoney]

Kakuzu vehemently denies the accusation, scowling deeply in offense that you would accuse him of taking your whipped cream.

[A] Back off. Obviously someone else took the moneywhore's cup and used it today.
[B] Proceed to question sexual orientation.
[C] Don't buy it. Attack with knife instead.

[bloodwithcoffee]

[A] Back off. Obviously someone else took the moneywhore's cup and used it today.
> Proceed to question sexual orientation.
[C] Don't buy it. Attack with knife instead.

Yeah? So you're telling me that sticky shit on your mug AIN'T /MY/ whipped cream but dickjuice? And you're telling me you're FUCKING FAGGOT? HA.

[cakeandmoney]

The questioning seems to have struck a nerve. Pretty soon you're dealing with Kakuzu fists racing for your face.

[A] Retract comments now and pray for mercy.
[B] Knife a hand. Yay!
[C] Dodge, push buttons, repeat.

[bloodwithcoffee]

[A] Retract comments now and pray for mercy.
[B] Knife a hand. Yay!
> Dodge, push buttons, repeat.

[Ducks] Oooh~ So dicks get you all riled up, do they? So it's TRUE isn't it? You're a fucking cocksucker! I knew the time you fucking snogged me wasn't just a fluke. FUCK. You should wear a fucking rainbow shirt parading your fucking TASTE FOR DICKS all over Tokyo!

[cakeandmoney]

If Kakuzu was a gasket, you'd have blown it. No pun intended. Suddenly you've got a gun in your face!

[A] Cry like a bitch and hope he spares you.
[B] Call his bluff. Asshole already said he wouldn't ever waste the bullets on you...
[C] Give Death the middle finger and keep on going with the comments.

[bloodwithcoffee]

[A] Cry like a bitch and hope he spares you.
[B] Call his bluff. Asshole already said he wouldn't ever waste the bullets on you...
> Give Death the middle finger and keep on going with the comments.

Well NO WONDER Ko is so uptight. You could NEVER satisfy her in bed!! Figures, since you only wish you had a big fat juicy cock up your ass instead. How about you ask her to turn around, put a bag on her head, and go in through the backdoor? You might be able to live out your fantasy then!

[cakeandmoney]

Congratulations. Your skull is now being pistol-whipped violently.

[A] Flail and hope to land some sort of painful blow.
[B] Get all stabby-go-lucky.
[C] Apologize and reinforce Kakuzu's manliness for damage control.
[D] Laugh maniacally and take your beatings.

[bloodwithcoffee]

[A] Flail and hope to land some sort of painful blow.
[B] Get all stabby-go-lucky.
[C] Apologize and reinforce Kakuzu's manliness for damage control.
[>] Laugh maniacally and take your beatings.

AHAHAHAHA YOU EVEN HIT LIKE A FUCKING PUSSY OH MY FUCKING JASHIN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? CARESSING ME WITH YOUR ~GUN~? AHAHAHA. You're a sicko, motherfucker!

[cakeandmoney]

You just really want to die, don't you? Well, too bad. Suddenly some yakuza-looking dudes bust into the Cafe and head towards Kakuzu, looking less than happy. Pretty soon, a shoot-out has started, with the gangsters hiding behind overturned tables and Kakuzu shooting from over the counter.

[A] HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE. Take refuge in the kitchen away from trigger-happy individuals.
[B] Sit there and cry like a bitch.
[C] Hide behind counter with Kakuzu and ask him what the hell is going on.
[D] Hide behind counter with Kakuzu and continue to harrass him.

[bloodwithcoffee]

[A] HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE. Take refuge in the kitchen away from trigger-happy individuals.
[B] Sit there and cry like a bitch.
[C] Hide behind counter with Kakuzu and ask him what the hell is going on.
[>] Hide behind counter with Kakuzu and continue to harass him.

And who THE FUCK is THIS, Kakuzu-chan? [Whines, after ducking behind the counter for his fucking life. Fuck. That bullet grazed his fucking perfect hair!] Your unhappy one nightstand from yesterday?! FINE MAN, BE BENT AS A FUCKING U, BUT DON'T BRING ME INTO YOUR GAY SHIT. ..............

....You wouldn't happen to have another of those fancy gun-gizmo-shit, would you, seriously?

[cakeandmoney]

Kakuzu tells you to shut the fuck up and that these guys are looking for something that he took from them. (He also informs you that there are no more guns to be had. Also that you're an asshole and he hates you. Asshole.)

[A] Pester him for more information between bullet exchanges.
[B] Twist his words into some sort of homo-erotic innuendo.
[C] Take advantage of his distracted state and stab him in the leg. That's for the whipped cream, you fucker!
[D] Lob coffee cups over the counter at the gangsters.

[cup_of_smex]

In coming phone call... Ring tone identifies it as your boyfriend.

[A] Ignore it! You've got better things to do anyways.
[B] PICKITUPRIGHTAWAY! He only ever calls in emergencies!!one1!! OMG!!
[C] Let it ring a few times, THEN, pick it up. Can't look whipped.

[bloodwithcoffee]

[A] Ignore it! You've got better things to do anyways.
[>] PICKITUPRIGHTAWAY! He only ever calls in emergencies!!one1!! OMG!!
[C] Let it ring a few times, THEN, pick it up. Can't look whipped.

[Flips the phone open and presses it to his ear on the first ring.] What's up babe?