[displayed by the barista station, it's the first thing the employees see when they walk in]

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[velvet_en_rouge]

*snicker*

[cake_is_a_bang]

Sasori, my man, I didn't know you had a prankster side, un!

[velvet_en_rouge]

Forgive me, but I think it's 'simply splendid'. I almost feel bad that Hidan is going to kill you for this - it's kind of artistic, you know. *grin*

[cake_is_a_bang]

Whoever did it must be an artistic genius, wouldn't ya say, Saso-chan?

I never said it was me, yeah~ he can't prove anything

[velvet_en_rouge]

I wouldn't say genius, per say, but yes, there's potential~

Nice handwriting, princess.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Eeeeeeeh. "Potential". I think you could learn a thing or two about art from it, yeah.

Isn't it? I took calligraphy in highschool.

[velvet_en_rouge]

Maybe, except I've known for a very long time how good you are at creating atrocities.

You're missing my point.

[cake_is_a_bang]

ATROCITIES?! -I think you're mistaken, asshole. You're the one that makes the creepy-ass-perverted-toy dolls!!

You love the way I stroke my brush, I know.

[velvet_en_rouge]

They're not creepy, they're cryptic. And I thought I told you to stop lusting over my masterpieces.

Well, you have nice form.

[cake_is_a_bang]

you're the one that started it! Aw, don't be jealous, Danna~

You seemed pretty impressed by it last night, yeeeaaah.

[velvet_en_rouge]

It's called a compliment, brat.

Why should I be jealous? I'm not jealous. I'm flattered disgusted confused and slightly turned on ... Just more than a bit disturbed.

And if you ever pull that stunt again I will break your pretty little fingers.

[cake_is_a_bang]

I think you're jealous, yeah. It'll feel better once you admit it~

I love it when you're rough, Danna.

[velvet_en_rouge]

I'm not admitting anything. Not that I'm not admitting anything, but because there's nothing there to admit-!!

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