[EVENT] Stop!! -- It's Cameo Time!

[cup_of_smex]

EVENT 1 out of 5 - the next event will go up on the 16th!!  (If you want hints as to what the other events are head over here.)

Who: EVERYONE; lets get warmed up for upcoming events!
What: A seemingly normal day at Café … with a twist of course
When: December 13th 2010; Lunch hour.
Where: Café - obviously
EVENT DETAILS: That this, of course is not a

Comments

yeah I'm rusty...

[origamicupcake]

Konan was up at the counter, going through her tickets when she heard the door open. Glancing her, her eyebrows arched slightly at the sight of Itachi although she managed to keep the comments to herself. For now.

However, it didn't last long when she noted the look on his face at the sight of Jashin, who had been damned and determined to be in the way all morning long, already having caused her to trip a few times. She had seen the doll in his mouth and hadn't really thought much of it - why bother? There was no telling where the cat found it and she really wouldn't put past him having eaten the child that the doll belonged to.

"He's been like that all morning." she murmured after a moment. "I really have no idea who that doll belongs to although there was a child in here screaming while pointing to it. I handed over one of Deidara's plushies to spare me and Sasori from going insane."

She took in his appearance again and chuckled softly before turning back to her tickets. The last thing she needed was Pein seeing the amusement, for he would no doubt get the idea to stick them all in those uniforms and the last thing she wanted was to be walking around dressed like a sailor girl.

aren't we all, lol

[cake_is_a_bang]

Deidara had been in a bit of a daze since he started his shift a few hours ago. Even he didn't really know where his mind was drifting, though he did catch a glimpse of Galactic Pretty Boys and a singing Fish Girl.

He'd been leaning against the counter, a droopy smile on his face, when Itachi came in. He heard some talking, but he was in a nice haze at the moment, like how the air looked, dusty and grainy after a really nice explosion. But then...

He spun around and grabbed Konan by the collar.

"What did you do to my plushie!? WHICH ONE?!"

Re: aren't we all, lol

[origamicupcake]

Konan leveled a glare at Deidara when he suddenly grabbed her rather rudely. "...the ugly yellow one which I will replace when I get a chance now unhand me." she replied in a soft voice, resisting the urge to bash him upside the head when the closest item, which was oddly a frying pan.

Might be a good idea to return that to Kisame before she hurt a coworker.

"Unless of course you'd like to wrestle that doll away from Jashin. By all means, go for it."

Re: aren't we all, lol

[velvet_en_rouge]

".. dammit Konan don't give him ideas. The last thing we need is two crazy hairballs running amuck." he frowned, walking over.

Except jashin -- he's always on the ball -- or rather ripping it to shreads

[jashingoesmeow]

As if on cue the large feline levelled his red-eyed gaze on the three of them and let out a feral growl in spite of the ...prize within his mouth. Jashin clicked his claws against the tile floor in a threatening manner -- as if he understood exactly what they were saying and more so was threatening to act on it.

Re: Except jashin -- he's always on the ball -- or rather ripping it to shreads

[origamicupcake]

Konan arched an eyebrow at the cat, not phased by the growl as that was usually the response she got from it. With a shake of her head, she wandered off to the kitchen, wondering why they couldn't be normal and have cute cats roaming about rather than...that.

[velvet_en_rouge]

...I'm on to you

He had some hunch that that 'cat' had telepathic powers, or something of the sort. Narrowing his gaze, he turned back to his coworkers, slowly releasing a breath he hadn't realized he'd been holding in a controlled exhale.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Luckily for Deidara, he let Konan go before any frying pans could get involved.

"Damn it, Ko! I was going to turn him into a Raichu, un! I had a lightning stone and everything."

At Sasori's comment, he spun around and stabbed a finger into the red head's chest, "And you! I bet it was your idea to sacrifice my Pikachu! And here I was nice enough not to steal one of your creepy-ass dolls to test out my new bomb, un."

[origamicupcake]

Konan rolled her eyes. "It was not Sasori's idea, Deidara...it was mine as it was the closest thing I could find before our heads exploded from the sheer whine of that child." Frying pan was tempting. Oh, so tempting. But then she'd probably dent it and she really didn't want to listen to Kisame whining over a dented frying pan.

"And I said I'd get you another one. Now leave Sasori's dolls alone or I'll get you a Cabbage Patch instead."

No one could argue the creepiness of a Cabbage Patch doll.

[velvet_en_rouge]

"Tch, they're not dolls" he interjected, his pride slightly wounded at Konan's blatant disregard for his 'true art'. However, he too had to shudder at her Cabbage Patch doll suggestion; something about their large, soul-less eyes unsettled something deep within his psyche ...

[cake_is_a_bang]

Deidara balked. He actually balked. The thought of one of those freaks of nature polluting his collection was horrifying.

"I guess I could make a bomb out of it, yeah." he muttered.

But not one to be distracted,

"I want payment for this, Konan!" a moment of thought, "A Reshiram plushie will do, un."

[velvet_en_rouge]

A certain pair of eyes rolled at the accusations, and then stared ahead challengingly at his junior while Konan cleared up the situation.

"Sacrifice seems a bit harsh, don't you think? Because between you and the kid, you're the walking hazard." he scoffed, momentarily glancing in the demon cat's direction.

"Steal one and I'll pull your hair" he hissed, scowling.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Hands instantly flew up to protect said hair. "You wouldn't dare" he hissed. The blond quickly retreated a few steps backwards, deciding it safe enough to stab a finger in Sasori's direction. "You probably use those dolls for your own perverted pleasures, yeah! I bet that's why you're so protective of them, dirty old man."

[velvet_en_rouge]

"I wouldn't?" Smirking, the redhead advanced at a leisurely pace, before he stopped dead in his tracks and blanched.

"That's disgusting." he stated as-a-matter-of-factly, distaste evident in his tone. His 'collection' was comparable to 'offspring'; even he wouldn't dare and cross the taboos there.

"Why would you even suggest such a thing ... unless .." Just then he grimaced, and his face flooded red.

"Don't tell me you've gotten off on my works." he snapped, his tone scathing and accusatory.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Deidara gaped at the accusation, too busy trying to stutter out a retort to notice Sasori's casual advance.

"Y-you fucking arrogant-" now both hands were flailing in the red head's direction. "I would never-" but now the thought was in his head and refusing to budge- because really, what else would the things be good for? "Fuck your dolls, yeah- they're just dust collectors!"

Deidara distantly wondered if he should be looking for a weapon or potential shield- "Get back to me when they can do something cool- like turn into awesome combat warriors or have awesome guns, yeah."

[velvet_en_rouge]

Wait, where was this conversation even going ..!?

"Oh, please, my dolls -dammit, my WORKS- are way out of your league!" he countered, using his palms to cool the quickly-spreading patches of heat across his face. Deidara was thinking about his puppets right now, wasn't he? And now Sasori was thinking about Deidara thinking about his puppets and ... no, no, no.

Thankfully, the brat managed to save Sasori's sanity [was this a first?] by changing the subject. The redhead was more than happy to spring into this technical discussion.

"What are you talking about - Hiruko can be used as a safe, Karasu is a knife dispenser, Sanshou ... wait, I can't tell you and I'm currently working on Jirou who will be able to completely shift from human-to-creature form." he explained. Then he smirked mischievously, and stepped forward.

"So much for your works; all they ever do is explode, right? Kind of boring."