IC ROULETTE MEME

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(posting from personal journal because I am much too lazy to do otherwise.)
Meme is stolen from THIS post. Feel free to check it out if you are confused by the instructions.

IC ROULETTE MEME
1) Post here with your character's Journal.
2) Go here. Generate 1 random integer between 1 and 15 for each character you want to respond to.
3) Your character

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[double_nomsalot]

double_nomsalot

8 - jhfsh

[cup_of_smex]

[Itachi has managed to tuck himself quite neatly behind one of Zetsu's bushes, taking care not to accidently brush against any... thorns. Why? Because for the Uchiha at least Cafe has gotten a little more breezy than he would like.] Ah ... Zetsu-san, I require your ... assistance.

/DIES

[double_nomsalot]

[He did not expect to find someone in the bush he was pruning. Much less a coworker. Much less a naked coworker. How troublesome.]

My assistance, Itachi-san?

Why I feel the utmost sympathy for your... condition, I don't see how I could possibly help you.

/double thumbs up :D

[cup_of_smex]

[That mild colour Zetsu may see in his cheeks is nothing but his imagination. Just saying.] Ah, well. I was ... hoping that you could perhaps ... grab some spare clothing. [seems to sink further into the bush] just some pants would be ... favourable.

[double_nomsalot]

Hmmm. Pants. I'm afraid we don't keep any spare uniforms...

I could fetch you an apron.

[enjoying seeing Itachi squirm? Zetsu? Naaaaaaaah. :D]

[cup_of_smex]

....I suppose an apron is better than my... current state.

[Itachi KNOWS it too! He just wants out of this situation for any of the female customers see.... or any other coworkers]

[double_nomsalot]

I'll find one. Stay here, Itachi-san.

[He vanishes.]

[Ten minutes pass.]

[Do you shout for him~?]

[cup_of_smex]

[NEVER, oh god, does he risk making a run for the back? Perhaps Kisame will beat Zetsu for him later. Or Hidan. Or perhaps he'll do it himself.

....once he gets out of this .... situation..... damn.]

/for the lulz

[bloodwithcoffee]

[Sort of walks by really quickly with a tray of drinks. Huh. Unconsciously, he records that something seems different about the environment. Feels more...pleasant. It puts him in a good mood. Maybe Konan redecorated or something. Peculiar. Leaves as fast as he came by.]

6...oh dear.

[cake_is_a_bang]

[Deidara manages to sneak past Konan and into the kitchen. He's carrying something in his hands, though it's hard to make out just what it is. He sidles up to Zetsu] Hi.

I am apprehensive about this

[double_nomsalot]

Deidara-san. Can I help you?

LOL

[cake_is_a_bang]

So.... What 'cha up to? [carefully hides item behind his back] Why dontcha come over here for a second, yeah?

[double_nomsalot]

[long.]

[pause.]

I'm cooking, Deidara-san. Why don't you come over here?

[cake_is_a_bang]

[Head tilts to the side. One second of a pause, then a wide smile and he's running towards him, hands coming forward and- oh shit, is that? Yes. Yes it is:

a firecracker.

And now it's being shoved down Zetsu's work pants with a grin and a pat and Deidara's zooming away in the other direction]

[double_nomsalot]

[YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ZETSU LOSE HIS COMPOSURE LIKE THIS BEFORE. THERE IS FLAILING. AND THE FIRECRACKER IS TOSSED IN A POT OF SOUP.]

[RUN, DEIDARA. THERE IS A VERY ANGRY PLANT-MAN AFTER YOU.]

I AM LOLING. LITERALLY.

[cake_is_a_bang]

[DEI IS RUNNING AS FAST AS HE CAN, PUSHING VARIOUS CUSTOMERS OUT OF HIS WAY]