Why my Dad sucks Pt 1
Ok, heres a list of what im not allowed to do:
*not allowed to use the hifi in the living room
*not allowed to take longer than 30 seconds to come downstairs if he calls, even if i cant hear him call
*not allowed to use the oven or griller (when he can see anyways)
*not allowed to turn the tv/radio off (inside) when he is working in the study (outside)
*not allowed to make noise during the weather ( a long standing family rule)
*not allowed to make noise during buisness or share news (a recent rule)
*not allowed to make noise during the sport news (apparently introduced tonight
*not allowed to make noise while he is reading in the family room
*not allowed to make noise while he is watching sport
*not allowed to make noise while cooking his dinner
*not allowed to make noise while washing his dinner up
*not allowed to stay in my room with the door closed during the day (cause i must be sleeping in)
*not allowed to make a mistake
*not allowed to not realise he wants me to do something when he doesnt tell me
*not allowed to talk on the phone louder than a whisper
*not allowed to ask for volume to be turned down during times when he isnt watching tv
*not allowed to ask why the internet or anything else isnt working
*not allowed to ask him to be reasonable
Doing any of the above results in glares, lengthy lectures and or him cracking the sads and stalking off without explaining why
of course, he is allowed to do any of the above with impunity.
*not allowed to use the hifi in the living room
*not allowed to take longer than 30 seconds to come downstairs if he calls, even if i cant hear him call
*not allowed to use the oven or griller (when he can see anyways)
*not allowed to turn the tv/radio off (inside) when he is working in the study (outside)
*not allowed to make noise during the weather ( a long standing family rule)
*not allowed to make noise during buisness or share news (a recent rule)
*not allowed to make noise during the sport news (apparently introduced tonight
*not allowed to make noise while he is reading in the family room
*not allowed to make noise while he is watching sport
*not allowed to make noise while cooking his dinner
*not allowed to make noise while washing his dinner up
*not allowed to stay in my room with the door closed during the day (cause i must be sleeping in)
*not allowed to make a mistake
*not allowed to not realise he wants me to do something when he doesnt tell me
*not allowed to talk on the phone louder than a whisper
*not allowed to ask for volume to be turned down during times when he isnt watching tv
*not allowed to ask why the internet or anything else isnt working
*not allowed to ask him to be reasonable
Doing any of the above results in glares, lengthy lectures and or him cracking the sads and stalking off without explaining why
of course, he is allowed to do any of the above with impunity.