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[caf_pow_girl]

I will be a good gothic Forensic Specialist.

I will be a good gothic Forensic Specialist.

I will be a good gothic Forensic Specialist.

I won't eat the candies.

Okay. Forensic team, it is time to do a candy clean up. Right here, right now.

It's hard enough trying to make sure my dog doesn't eat them.

Comments

[tanukiryu]

What the hell is a gothic forensic?

[caf_pow_girl]

A goth who specializes in forensics.

[tanukiryu]

...

That explains nothing to me.

[caf_pow_girl]

What year are you from?

[tanukiryu]

Meiji twenty-nine.

[caf_pow_girl]

Japan too.

First explanation, I'm from the future.

Two, goth is a style. Usually a way of life but I don't practice all of it.

Three, forensics is a field of science.

[tanukiryu]

Why do something at all if you're going to do it half-assed.

[caf_pow_girl]

This is me staring at the screen in confusion.

[tanukiryu]

You said being goth is a way of life, but you don't practice all of it. Why bother at all.

[caf_pow_girl]

Because the clothes are cool and I like sleeping in a coffin and the music is great but being moody and depressing all the time is stupid?

[tanukiryu]

...

Since when does being moody and depressing have anything to do with a way of life?

[caf_pow_girl]

That's the way it is?

[tanukiryu]

That makes no sense.

[caf_pow_girl]

Why does it have to?

[tanukiryu]

Everything should make sense.