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Oh man.
Too much fun. laurelwood
HE
1. Physique
a. emaciated
b. lean but well-muscled
c. six-pack abs, broad shoulders, and the arse of a god
d. sporting much scar tissue
2. The Reason for His Greasiness
a. poison administered during his childhood, or potions he's taking now to ameliorate the effects of too much cruciatus action.
b. potions fumes
c. poor hygiene
d. a reverse glamour to deter unwanted student lust (See above)
3. His Bits
a. supersize it!
b. not important
c. long and slender
d. smallish, due to aforementioned potions administered during his childhood
e. as twisted and ugly as the rest of him
4. His Sexual History
a. virgin
b. just one, meaningless encounter during a visit to Corfu, but nothing since (XD)
c. one great love, way back when, but nothing since
d. a lifelong habit of visiting prostitutes, but nothing meaningful
e. a great many non-consensual encounters, but nothing else
5. His Sexual Prowess
a. completely inexperienced
b. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent
c. an amazing sex god, and never mind how he got that way
6. His Private Quarters
a. Millions and millions of books, plus gothic furnishings
b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings
c. Millions and millions of books, plus threadbare furnishings
7. His Bedsheets
a. black silk/satin
b. green silk/satin
c. white cotton with a high threadcount, worn to an amazing softness
d. flannel
8. His Lamentable Past (XD)
a. abused by parents
b. abused by Voldemort
c. abused by Lucius (three words - b.f.f.)
d. abused by Albus
e. abused by the Ministry
f. abused by self
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?
a. keeps on teachin' potions
b. independent potions research
c. owns an apothecary shop
d. lives as a hermit, wandering the moors and thinking bitter thoughts
e. doesn't survive the war
10. His Drink of Choice
a. firewhisky
b. whatever's handy
c. wine connoisseur
d. something altogether different (Scotch, scotch, and furthermore - SCOTCH)
11. His Leisure Pursuits
a. listens to classical music
b. reads classical literature
c. writes articles for potions periodicals
d. has no leisure time- it's all spent spying. See the circles under his eyes?
e. plays masterful chess
f. uses all his leisure time to stalk miscreants in the hallways, or else drinks till he passes
out over a pile of 4th year essays
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and:
a. an unassuming pair of black trousers and a nice, but nondescript black sweater
b. black trousers and a beautifully tailored white linen shirt
c. an Armani suit
d. something Edwardian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons
e. leather
13. His Undergarments
a. black or green silk boxers
b. those medieval twisty things
c. y-fronts
d. commando
14. Optional Features
a. multilingual
b. fencing master
c. world-famous in the field of potions
d. plays an instrument
e. excellent dancer
f. knows all the secret passages in Malfoy Manor
g. untold family wealth
h. has a superhuman sense of smell
i. has gypsy/Jewish/French heritage on his mother's side
j. really is a vampire
XD
And as for that meme thing.... I already wrote Snape/Umbridge.......
Too much fun. laurelwood
HE
1. Physique
a. emaciated
b. lean but well-muscled
c. six-pack abs, broad shoulders, and the arse of a god
d. sporting much scar tissue
2. The Reason for His Greasiness
a. poison administered during his childhood, or potions he's taking now to ameliorate the effects of too much cruciatus action.
b. potions fumes
c. poor hygiene
d. a reverse glamour to deter unwanted student lust (See above)
3. His Bits
a. supersize it!
b. not important
c. long and slender
d. smallish, due to aforementioned potions administered during his childhood
e. as twisted and ugly as the rest of him
4. His Sexual History
a. virgin
b. just one, meaningless encounter during a visit to Corfu, but nothing since (XD)
c. one great love, way back when, but nothing since
d. a lifelong habit of visiting prostitutes, but nothing meaningful
e. a great many non-consensual encounters, but nothing else
5. His Sexual Prowess
a. completely inexperienced
b. mostly inexperienced, yet with obvious innate talent
c. an amazing sex god, and never mind how he got that way
6. His Private Quarters
a. Millions and millions of books, plus gothic furnishings
b. Millions and millions of books, plus spare-but-elegant furnishings
c. Millions and millions of books, plus threadbare furnishings
7. His Bedsheets
a. black silk/satin
b. green silk/satin
c. white cotton with a high threadcount, worn to an amazing softness
d. flannel
8. His Lamentable Past (XD)
a. abused by parents
b. abused by Voldemort
c. abused by Lucius (three words - b.f.f.)
d. abused by Albus
e. abused by the Ministry
f. abused by self
9. What Color is His Parachute After the War?
a. keeps on teachin' potions
b. independent potions research
c. owns an apothecary shop
d. lives as a hermit, wandering the moors and thinking bitter thoughts
e. doesn't survive the war
10. His Drink of Choice
a. firewhisky
b. whatever's handy
c. wine connoisseur
d. something altogether different (Scotch, scotch, and furthermore - SCOTCH)
11. His Leisure Pursuits
a. listens to classical music
b. reads classical literature
c. writes articles for potions periodicals
d. has no leisure time- it's all spent spying. See the circles under his eyes?
e. plays masterful chess
f. uses all his leisure time to stalk miscreants in the hallways, or else drinks till he passes
out over a pile of 4th year essays
12. His Out-on-the-Town Clothes; Supple Leather Boots and:
a. an unassuming pair of black trousers and a nice, but nondescript black sweater
b. black trousers and a beautifully tailored white linen shirt
c. an Armani suit
d. something Edwardian-looking with lots and lots and lots of buttons
e. leather
13. His Undergarments
a. black or green silk boxers
b. those medieval twisty things
c. y-fronts
d. commando
14. Optional Features
a. multilingual
b. fencing master
c. world-famous in the field of potions
d. plays an instrument
e. excellent dancer
f. knows all the secret passages in Malfoy Manor
g. untold family wealth
h. has a superhuman sense of smell
i. has gypsy/Jewish/French heritage on his mother's side
j. really is a vampire
XD
And as for that meme thing.... I already wrote Snape/Umbridge.......