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Dear America,
I must ask: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
I have been catching snippets of American Idol lately, since the show is in its 6th season and I felt I needed to see why everyone finds it so compelling. Maybe it's the car accident syndrome - it's just too horrible to turn away from. But why, why do so many of you feel the need to make asses of yourselves in front of the nation and the entire global community? There are a multitude of reasons that other countries dislike and mock us - must we provide them with another? Shame. Shame on you all.
Secondly, Shrek 3? Shrek was funny. Shrek 2 was less funny. Shrek the Third? And they're taking on the legend of King Arthur. Haven't we defiled the boy enough? (Prime example: King Arthur, in which the entire story seems to revolve around Keira Knightley wearing as little clothing as possible).
Also, Cinderella 3. When was there a Cinderella 2??? And WHY???
In conclusion, SHAME. LOTS AND LOTS OF SHAME.
Sincerely, A Very Concerned Citizen
I must ask: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
I have been catching snippets of American Idol lately, since the show is in its 6th season and I felt I needed to see why everyone finds it so compelling. Maybe it's the car accident syndrome - it's just too horrible to turn away from. But why, why do so many of you feel the need to make asses of yourselves in front of the nation and the entire global community? There are a multitude of reasons that other countries dislike and mock us - must we provide them with another? Shame. Shame on you all.
Secondly, Shrek 3? Shrek was funny. Shrek 2 was less funny. Shrek the Third? And they're taking on the legend of King Arthur. Haven't we defiled the boy enough? (Prime example: King Arthur, in which the entire story seems to revolve around Keira Knightley wearing as little clothing as possible).
Also, Cinderella 3. When was there a Cinderella 2??? And WHY???
In conclusion, SHAME. LOTS AND LOTS OF SHAME.
Sincerely, A Very Concerned Citizen