*music* I don't wanna close my eyes/I don't wanna fall asleep/'cause I miss you babe...

Jan 28, 2004 12:08

Question: What movie soundtrack is that from?

Answer: Armeggedon.

Question: Where must we be then if that song is playing?

Answer: A big asteroid hurling through space on a collision course with Earth... no, wait... just Armeggedon.

Question: Why?

Answer: Caern Devlin drinks Coca-Cola again.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*the Earth quakes, volcanoes explode spewing a rain of fiery death, ocean's rise drowning metropolises, mountains fall, and general badness ensues*

It's been about a week now. I was talking with Jenelle and the topic popped up. After a brief discussion we came to terms that it should be fine if I don't go crazy on the stuff again.

Now most of you reading this are thinking: "He's whipped" "He's crazy, it's not like it's a drug or anything" and so on.

It is. Ask my brother. But it won't kill me and it appears that all the psychosematic stuff has fled from me in the last 2 years. So now, instead of being a god-like substance that can cure all diseases, even lycanthropy and mummy rot, it has become a drink unlike any other. Same great taste without all the mojo.

Anyway, I'm out.

~Caern Devlin, born again... I mean... dammit.
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