This is my declaration.
I. My career as an aspiring professional poker player and degenerate gambler begins today. This is serious business (and it's going to be a sad day in hell when my parents finally realize this is Not A Joke).
II. Bon Jovi is and will always be my favorite band. Christian Bale, however, may be in danger of losing his title as favorite actor.
III. It won't happen today, but I really do want to go skydiving at some point in my life. (Who wants to watch?)
IV. I refuse to have a favorite movie ever again and will default to Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (this would almost certainly be a lie every time) should anyone ever ask.
V. I'm agnostic. (Shocker!) I'm sure this is common knowledge or something, but I guess today is all about making things official SO IT'S OFFICIAL.
VI. My love for Dell is eternal. Never will I under any circumstances purchase a computer that is not a Dell. (Unless I'm building my own machine, in which case, awesome.)
VII. I will play exclusively on PokerStars until FullTilt manages to convince me of the fact that they have a more adorable team of professionals. (When will this happen? Never ever. Y'all have seen these PokerStars pros. FullTilt can't represent.)
VIII. Calling myself a libertarian from here on out. Not going to register, not going to vote. Probably not going to be politically active at all. Just going to call myself that. (Does this make me a grade-a asshat? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.)
IX. My favorite accent is Peter Eastgate's. (Or is this not a legitimate answer?) Alternatively, British-because I've been accused of being an anglophile so many times that I've been convinced it's true.
X. I'm mildly agoraphobic and claustrophobic. I may also be terrified to death of heights, but don't stand me at the edge of the Grand Canyon just to try to find out if this is actually true. (Tried once. It didn't yield conclusive results.)
XI. To me, movies > music > books. Doesn't this mean I lose my intellectual card? (I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.)
XII. I'm asexual. Been waiting to say this since I was thirteen. (Long story.)
XIII. I no longer have any interest in video games (but this interest will probably return with time, if I'm being completely honest; because how can I swear off something I supposedly bleed), anime/manga, and young adult novels. Replacing these voids in my life with poker, old school American comic books, and good literature.
XIV. I honestly believe Las Vegas is the best place in the whole 'verse (and I haven't even seen CityCenter in person yet). Realistically speaking, however, I don't believe I would want to live there unless I were a) a successful professional poker player or b) married to a successful professional poker player.
XV. Very little makes me happier than being called an "elitist douchebag". This is not a sarcastic remark. At all. Really. (Actually, it isn't. I get these fuzzy feelings that, I don't even know, just feel nice.)
XVI. Los Angeles will eat me when I make it there. I'm scared.
XVII. I try to stay awake for as long as humanly possible before falling asleep at night because it's just amazing to lie there and, I don't know. It's just amazing. (Or does this not even answer the question?)
XVIII. I'll always keep the faith.
II. Bon Jovi is and will always be my favorite band. Christian Bale, however, may be in danger of losing his title as favorite actor.
III. It won't happen today, but I really do want to go skydiving at some point in my life. (Who wants to watch?)
IV. I refuse to have a favorite movie ever again and will default to Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels (this would almost certainly be a lie every time) should anyone ever ask.
V. I'm agnostic. (Shocker!) I'm sure this is common knowledge or something, but I guess today is all about making things official SO IT'S OFFICIAL.
VI. My love for Dell is eternal. Never will I under any circumstances purchase a computer that is not a Dell. (Unless I'm building my own machine, in which case, awesome.)
VII. I will play exclusively on PokerStars until FullTilt manages to convince me of the fact that they have a more adorable team of professionals. (When will this happen? Never ever. Y'all have seen these PokerStars pros. FullTilt can't represent.)
VIII. Calling myself a libertarian from here on out. Not going to register, not going to vote. Probably not going to be politically active at all. Just going to call myself that. (Does this make me a grade-a asshat? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.)
IX. My favorite accent is Peter Eastgate's. (Or is this not a legitimate answer?) Alternatively, British-because I've been accused of being an anglophile so many times that I've been convinced it's true.
X. I'm mildly agoraphobic and claustrophobic. I may also be terrified to death of heights, but don't stand me at the edge of the Grand Canyon just to try to find out if this is actually true. (Tried once. It didn't yield conclusive results.)
XI. To me, movies > music > books. Doesn't this mean I lose my intellectual card? (I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.)
XII. I'm asexual. Been waiting to say this since I was thirteen. (Long story.)
XIII. I no longer have any interest in video games (but this interest will probably return with time, if I'm being completely honest; because how can I swear off something I supposedly bleed), anime/manga, and young adult novels. Replacing these voids in my life with poker, old school American comic books, and good literature.
XIV. I honestly believe Las Vegas is the best place in the whole 'verse (and I haven't even seen CityCenter in person yet). Realistically speaking, however, I don't believe I would want to live there unless I were a) a successful professional poker player or b) married to a successful professional poker player.
XV. Very little makes me happier than being called an "elitist douchebag". This is not a sarcastic remark. At all. Really. (Actually, it isn't. I get these fuzzy feelings that, I don't even know, just feel nice.)
XVI. Los Angeles will eat me when I make it there. I'm scared.
XVII. I try to stay awake for as long as humanly possible before falling asleep at night because it's just amazing to lie there and, I don't know. It's just amazing. (Or does this not even answer the question?)
XVIII. I'll always keep the faith.