A Quick Update
My internet connection is no more and will not be returning in the near future- so here's a coffee-shop-iMac-before-work version of my life so no one wonders whether or not I've died.
things that have happened
1. the bandits broke up
2. i got rid of all my couch surfers
3. i was misquoted in the Ashland Daily Tidings
4. the bandits got back together
5. there was a bomb scare in downtown Ashland
6. my manager stole a bunch of money from the bar and tried to frame me
7. the bandits broke up
8. the bomb turned out to be a hoax
9. i stopped relying on my car and pimped out my bike
10. the bandits got back together
I miss my internet connection but not as much as I miss casual sex.
Here's to not having either.
things that have happened
1. the bandits broke up
2. i got rid of all my couch surfers
3. i was misquoted in the Ashland Daily Tidings
4. the bandits got back together
5. there was a bomb scare in downtown Ashland
6. my manager stole a bunch of money from the bar and tried to frame me
7. the bandits broke up
8. the bomb turned out to be a hoax
9. i stopped relying on my car and pimped out my bike
10. the bandits got back together
I miss my internet connection but not as much as I miss casual sex.
Here's to not having either.