Another Day Older and Deeper in Debt
Live fast, die young, and leave a pretty corpse, right? What happens if decide not to die young after all? What if you decide not to leave a pretty corpse?
I'm gonna leave an ugly corpse. A withered old man with a few wisps of hair clinging to his pink scalp. He's gonna have scars and poorly mended broken bones, and by the time we load him into the kiln to turn him into ash; his original eight children will have children of their own.
The funeral celebration will be attended by rockstars and supermodels. Prophets and holy men will come to see his passing. There will be at least five kegs and two turntables set up. Huge clouds of marijuana smoke will cause birds to fall from sky and the police will be called at least twice.
But, before that time comes, I'm going to lead a full, rich life, with lots of sex and no regrets.
The road trip was fun. It was just what I needed.
I'm gonna leave an ugly corpse. A withered old man with a few wisps of hair clinging to his pink scalp. He's gonna have scars and poorly mended broken bones, and by the time we load him into the kiln to turn him into ash; his original eight children will have children of their own.
The funeral celebration will be attended by rockstars and supermodels. Prophets and holy men will come to see his passing. There will be at least five kegs and two turntables set up. Huge clouds of marijuana smoke will cause birds to fall from sky and the police will be called at least twice.
But, before that time comes, I'm going to lead a full, rich life, with lots of sex and no regrets.
The road trip was fun. It was just what I needed.