Day late and a dollar short

[caelumi]

This is for saya415, because she liked the ear-grabbing so much. ^_^ I'm sorry. I can't write good porn under pressure, apparently.

:: Michael Phelps/Ryan Lochte, R. Unbeta'ed.

Comments

[leidy]

So I read this at work actually just before my drive home. One, awesome, and two, of course The Korean would inspire something like this.

But I shit you not, I was driving over the Golden Gate Bridge and this was the one line that just popped out at me:

"Go for gold, Mike, yeah, nn shit just like that golden boy, you're magic, you're-"

And I proceeded to have another giggle fit all by my self. I almost can't believe you actually wrote that, but then again I have to think of your inspiration...

[caelumi]

The Korean makes people do sick, twisted thing. I am only a poor little girl caught up in her great, perverted web.

*flails oh-so-helplessly*

[leidy]

The Korean may have a way with people, but there is now way I am gonna believe that you are as helpless as you make yourself out to be! Don't go using The Korean as an excuse for all of your perverted ways.

[caelumi]

>.>

Got no idea what you're talking about, lady.

*struggles to hide the horns holding the halo up...*

[leidy]

This is me, so believing you. Cause really, The Korean does have standards, and the thought of a dirty, airplane bathroom, which would have random people's pubic hair everywhere would be enough for said Korean to never, ever want to imagine people having sex in it, Mer-beast and all.

[caelumi]

Ew. Dude. Ew.

[nilla]

Cause really, The Korean does have standards, and the thought of a dirty, airplane bathroom, which would have random people's pubic hair everywhere would be enough for said Korean to never, ever want to imagine people having sex in it, Mer-beast and all.
You... I... *goes into a corner and gags*

[caelumi]

LOL