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Jan 17, 2006 11:19

I've been having strange dreams lately. Last night I had a nightmare that I found a whole bunch of kittens smashed underneath the table on my porch. Some gang on my street had done it to send me a message about dating an Indian. Apparently the KKK now smash cats. Then, my dream continued that I was coming out of my parents' house and found my mom following around this giant bullfrog with a telephoto lense camera. She asked me to take pictures of the smaller one.
Frogs keep appearing in my dreams.
The night before last I had a dream that Chelsea Riner sent me an email saying "Not to outdo my mother, but I'm moving home. Just thought you should know." Then there was a little picture of a pink frog belching at the bottom.

What the hell?

I also dreamed that my little Charlie Brown christmas tree that I've been watering daily suddenly grew to be 8 feet tall, and burst from it's pot. My roommate was hanging "christmas decorations" around the house, but they were made of Jack-o-lanterns. The pumpkins hadn't been scooped out, so where the mouth was, the seeds looked like really nasty teeth.

Pumpkins freak me out in real life, so this wasn't a plesant dream.

I also had a dream that I was praying to Allah in a ballet studio, but I was in the front row instead of the back, and my skirt was too short to cover my butt when I was bending. I was a bit of a distraction to the Muslims.

Again, what the hell?
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