Feb 21, 2006 00:48
Heh- how's this for a job description?
Administrative Assistant - "Girl Friday"
Do you have administrative assistant/adversarial situation skills? Have you been a "girl Friday" and/or personal trainer?
International Executive requires an athletic and competitive individual with culinary art abilities and skills in massage/physical fitness. This person needs to be a self-starter who is highly motivated and discreet. Individual will need to provide security for a 4-year girl. This person will be versatile enough to play volleyball with Chinese businessmen at 3 o'clock and be prepared for a black tie engagement by 8pm. Martial arts skills are a plus or at least the desire to learn. This person must also be open to learning or have learned defensive driving. Qualified persons will have a valid passport, as international travel will be required. Foreign language skills are a plus, but not required. This is NOT a 9-5 job. Only serious applicants apply.
Almost irrisistable...