Oh yes, I'm so original.

[caelectra]

To distract from the fact I have no life to speak of right now and apparently I've broken up with Joan Jett, tell me something or ask me something anonymously. Anything. Seriously, I'm begging you.

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[anonymous]

You're seriously killing me.

[caelectra]

She sounds so fun. Oh no, my secret is out!

[anonymous]

Oh no, Baywatch flashbacks!

[caelectra]

DAMN ME?! DAMN YOU, WOMAN!

[anonymous]

Sure! I'll lie there and fake dead if you want?

[caelectra]

WHYYY?