so i went to a wedding this past saturday, & i suppose it was alright, as far as weddings go. i've come to the conclusion that weddings are most fun under the following circumstances:
1. you attend as a guest
2. you are good friend of the bride/groom or both
3. you are good friends with most, if not all of the other guests
4. food & music are good
5. you are able to see & hear everything properly
i was pretty much only able to satisfy the first requirement. the others were only partially applicable. i knew & was friendly with both the bride & groom, but was more of a friendly acquaintance than even an actual friend. i knew a large portion of the other guests, since they were all part of my church fellowship, but again, more friendly acquaintances than actual friends. the food & music were sort of 'eh,' partially because it was a typical chinese banquet with lots of seafood, which i'm not terribly fond of & even then the quality was mediocre. the banquet hall was rectangular & the main stage/dance floor was all the way on one end of the room while i was seated all the way at the other end. the music wasn't bad, but played overly loud & it was quite hot due to the 300 or so guests. overall, just ok.
the ceremony was quite nice though. the church was quite pretty & looked like the inside of an old theater, especially with the gold moulding & chandelier. ceremony itself wasn't too long & the refreshments afterward was quite good.
despite everything, i was very happy for the new couple since are very well matched & will definitely have a long & happy marriage.
so that was the weekend. now for an update on the movie quotes - i've added some new ones as extra clues, & starred the ones that most people probably won't get, but everyone is welcome to try.
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies. **
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions
**i've listed 18 since there are a few that i'd be extremely surprised if people got them, but hey, you never know. i've also edited some so as not to give away clues to the actual movie.
1. Well ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
O Brother, Where Art Thou? -
gpsypiratelady 4.* In a word: excellent.
or
A: Do all undercover cops like rooftops?
B: Unlike you, I'm not afraid of light.
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A: I have no choice before, but now I want to turn over a new leaf.
B: Good. Try telling that to the judge, see what he has to say.
A: You want me dead?
B: Sorry, I'm a cop
A: Who knows that?
Infernal Affairs -
satakieli 5. I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.
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You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!
Ocean's 11 -
timeripple 6. A: Why, you speak treason!
B: Fluently.
The Adventures of Robin Hood -
satakieli 8. Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
The Princess Bride -
timeripple 9. A: He's a very strange young man.
B: He's an idiot. Comes from upbringing. His parents are probably idiots too. If you ever have a kid that acts that way I'll disown you.
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Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
10. Married in a hurry, married in a hurry! Please invite me to the bris.
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Time out! Sorry bad guys, but I am running out of air. Gotta get pumped. OK honkies. Time in!
Robin Hood: Men in Tights -
satakieli 11.* After you cry, you still have to live life.
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I only understand wushu. I practiced for many years to understand what Wushu is, what is wushu's real purpose. The competition must continue. One cannot choose how one's life begins. It takes courage to finish the final step.
12. If there's one thing I know, it's never to mess with mother nature, mother in-laws and mother freaking
Ukrainians.
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I trust everyone. It's the devil inside them I don't trust.
13. No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!
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Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't get mad, get everything.
The First Wives Club -
timeripple 14.* A: If he studies hard, he could be a doctor or a lawyer.
B: More likely a stuntman.
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A: Fatwoman, you're in charge here, right?
B: [takes her shoe off, slaps A with it] Fatwoman, my ass!
A: I'm with the Axe Gang!
B: [slaps him] Axe Gang, my ass!
A: Boss!
B: [slaps him] Boss, my ass!
A: You have to pay our medical bills!
B: Bills, my ass!
A: We're on the same side!
B: Same side, my ass!
A: A snake!
B: Snake, my ass!
15. There comes a time in every son's life when he must, indeed, follow his father's advice: I shall go to bed at once.
An Ideal Husband -
timeripple 16.* A: It is to be handled with special care!
B: Everything you give me...
A: ...is treated with equal contempt. Yes, I know.
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[Placing body in a chair after it was shot on the dance floor]
Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.
17. A: No wonder this circuit failed. It says “Made in Japan.”
B: What do you mean? All the best stuff is made in Japan.
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A: Hey, get a gander at them moccasins! What kinda skins is them? What's that writing mean?
B: "Nee-kay"? What is that, some kinda Injun talk or something?
18. A: Hey, watch it!
B: It's called ice, and it gets a little slick.
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A: Have you ever killed anyone?
B: Yeah, but they were all bad.