My crazy ass dog
My dog is totally nuts. I love the old bastard but holy hell is he crazy. This picture use to represent the craziest thing I have ever seen him do. He use to take all the clothes out of the laundry basket and then sleep on them.
Today I went to 7-11 to get a big ass fountain soda. I am getting sick so I figured what better way to combat this than a Big Gulp. I hadnt eaten yet so their big ass 400lb burritos looked tempting. I microwaved it and walked home. ( 7-11 is like.. next door ) So when I got home I started to eat the burrito and realized I didnt want it. I had like 3 bites of the mega burrito and decided to give it to my crazy dog. I put it on a plate on the floor.. he picked it up with his teeth and flung his head back like a fucking alligator and swallowed the whole thing. Not ONE bite was taken. Not ONE chew. I could see the burrito in his throat. I was like holy shit your gonna choke, and before I finished my sentence.. he finished the burrito. He licked his lips and then sniffed around for more. Man I wishI had a picture of that.