Last time, Christy gave birth to Serenity, Cindy grew up, and... oh yeah, Hayden was about to give birth!
Seeley: Hi, I'm the new baby.
I already love him so, so much. He is such a poser.
Christy: You named my baby after a David Boreanaz character?
Sorry, bb. I was on a Bones kick! I just got Seasons 1-3 on DVD!
Aw, snuggles!
Carson: I lobeeeeeeees you Gingy Galaxy!
Carson: I got yer noseeeeeeeee teddy!!
Christy is on her way up in Pleasantview's politics. I think she's nearly the mayor or some shit. I really couldn't care less.
Hmm, do I smell a Spare Spouse? Haha, I'm so awful. Cindy is only a child and Serenity is a toddler.
Christy: I got a promotion does anyone care?
No.
Okay I took this picture because this is a really annoying glitch. If the school bus arrives before Hayden gets home from work, they get stuck like this because Hayden wants to pull in the driveway and the bus wants to be back by the mailbox. Does anyone know a fix besides deleting the bus?
Aw, Cindy is such a sweetheart!
A rare moment of Christy paying attention to Carson. It's time for his birthday!!!
I love him. I wonder why he and Cindy both got redder hair from transitioning up though.
Carson: Yay! I can finally sleep in a bed!
Carson: Oh my God!!!! I won't have to lay around in stinky diapers all day either!
Yeah, his moms pretty much never paid attention to him.
(I love you though, Carson!)
It's also time for Serenity to grow up.
Christy: I hope those butt sparkles don't get all over the cake.
Are you cute? Are you cute? Are you cute?
Eh, she's okay. Notice how her mothers abandoned her for food almost immediately?
Thanks Johnson, if not for you, she'd be outside all night like they did to Carson.
Johnson: I believe you ladies may want to check the oven.
Hayden: Hmm... idk that smoke looks kind of cool.
I love how they are so sad over burnt meat, when Seeley could've died in a fire, or from smoke inhalation or something.
Cindy: Look at me, Galaxy, I have a bug jar!
Galaxy: Mmhmm. I'll be impressed when you catch something.
Uh, Johnson... the party is over, remember?
Hayden REALLY likes her new bob.
She even decides to dance with her son, she's so happy!
Aw, best friends.
Carson decides to push his luck and get CHRISTY to pay attention to him.
You can really only expect so much from Christy, though, really.
Serenity: Mommy! Why do I still have this ugly transition hairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?!
Serenity: Oh, much better!
Potty training!
Carson, I love you, but I'm pretty sure you're a flippin fruitcake.
Thanks, Cindy... THAT is what kids should look like when they get home from school.
In the Moore household, guests don't get to use the controllers.
Time for baby Seeley to grow up!
Muahahaha!
I love him. Except he has the same hair as Carson so that has to go.
Much better. Aw that face. I hope he grows into it, but either way, I love him so much!
Disfunctional family ahead, proceed with caution:
Is Hayden checking Johnson out?
Oh, for goodness' sake, Carson.
I guess jump rope is his post-ballet cool-down?
Hayden: What a lovely day...
Hayden: Shit! Who is that?
Oh, that's the little girl Christy adopted because I thought it would get of her adoption want but it didn't because she's not a baby.
Aaaaand speaking of babies!!
Sorry for the long delay. I realize it's been over 2 months. But it's posted. Can I go back to having no secrets about me? I love being a nobody, really I do.