santa baby, hurry down the chimney tonight
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I put gum in amynthepinkcoat's hair (-12 points). In May I stole cinnamonspider9's purse (-30 points). In October I donated bone marrow to tra2vis in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In February I helped xzeroxx hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday lets_start_over and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (35 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
cadence_kelly