First Snake

[cadaceus_bitch]

[private, unhackable]

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Something must be done.

[/private]

Oh, my. Ahaha, er... This is very disorienting. I can't recall a thing. No memories, no powers, simply waking up in the middle of the forest. How embarrassing. At least it's a nice forest!

Excuse me? Hello? My name is Medusa. I, ah... I seem to be suffering from amnesia. Could someone

Comments

[not_4oclock]

Oh I wouldn't let it bother you, Miss, it seems to be a common occurrence around here.

[cadaceus_bitch]

I'm afraid that really doesn't do anything to keep it from bothering me.

[not_4oclock]

Your choice, then~

Welcome to Memento Eden, my name is Teatime, what's yours?

[cadaceus_bitch]

If there was a choice involved, I certainly don't remember it.

Medusa. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Teatime.

[not_4oclock]

There's always a choice somewhere along the line, isn't there? I choose not to let it bother me.

Medusa, the pleasure is all mine. Do you need directions or anything of the sort?

[cadaceus_bitch]

Being led out of the forest would be just so delightful. I'm told there are apartments?

[not_4oclock]

Of course, of course. Odd that everyone seems to get so lost in here, I hear there are bears. [And he's leading the way, peering around at the trees like a kid]

Ah yes, the Apartments. You'll find you have a room there, I believe. If you can tolerate the noise, it isn't so bad.

[cadaceus_bitch]

Bears? That sounds very dangerous. I'm glad you're here to protect me.

Noise? What sort of noise?

[not_4oclock]

Oh I should think they're more frightened of us than we are of them.

Certain types of people have a rather obnoxious tendency to shout as loud as they can how so very upset they are at losing their memories, or how their cat managed to fall out of a 5th story window, or their food is burnt or-

Ah.

[cadaceus_bitch]

I certainly can't imagine why.

What rude people they must be.

[not_4oclock]

Neither can I, not in the slightest.

Perhaps a tad, but I do so like people, it just wouldn't be the same I suppose.