Thirteenth Snake? [April Fool's Event 09]

[cadaceus_bitch]

Mooou... W... Where am I? A-Accur... Acurss... I can't spell a big word like that...

Um... Angst? What is "angst"? New-clear fall-out? None of this makes sense, I'm scared...

R-Rape!? T-T-T-Torture!? P-P-P-P-Puppy stealing!? Why would anyone be so mean to a puppy? ;_;

You people are mean! You're, you're so mean! I don't wanna be here! I don't wanna

Comments

[aperfectcycle]

*CUNTPUNT*

[cadaceus_bitch]

Hey! You can't use a bad word like that! I'm telling the mods and they're gonna kick you out of the game!

[aperfectcycle]

How can they kick me out of the game when I AM A MOD?

Also, *boot to the head*

[idkeatinmybff]

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What in the world? Witches have gone down the toilet in the last hundred years. Cripes.

[cadaceus_bitch]

You, umm... I think I know you...

Santa?

[idkeatinmybff]

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I...

Uh...

[Gives her a scarf.]

[cadaceus_bitch]

Yaaaaay! I love you, Santa!

*snuggles his leg*

[gayevilalterego]

Then die.

[cadaceus_bitch]

W-What!? Why are you... so mean...

[gayevilalterego]

And you are weak.

[cadaceus_bitch]

L-L-Leave me alone! Santa won't give you presents if you're mean!

[allnaturalmagic]

*Launches a Fire3 spell at her face*

I HATE CHILDREN.

[cadaceus_bitch]

EEEEEEEK!

*cowers and hides*

[allnaturalmagic]

*morphs into Esper form*

HAVE ANOTHER ONE, BITCH.

*Flare!*

[cadaceus_bitch]

*fleeing*

Wh-Why is everyone so mean to me!?

[not_4oclock]

...I believe it is "Accurséd."

[cadaceus_bitch]

Mr. Teetime! I'm really sorry I got you in prison and left you to rot and everything! Let's be friends again, okay?

[not_4oclock]

It's Teh-ah-tim-eh.

I was not aware that we had stopped being friends, ...Miss Medusa. Or what creature has replaced you.

[cadaceus_bitch]

Yay! I love you, Mr. Tah-eh-tem-ih.