It is an undeniable, irrefutable fact that the AKC’s breeding practices have led to many dog breeds being dreadfully inbred, perpetuating and spreading health conditions such as hip dysplasia.
It is also a fact that many dog breeds have been over-bred to conform to increasingly preposterous “breed standards”. This has resulted in tiny, fragile, unhealthy “toy” breeds; large breeds prone to heart problems and bloat; and short-faced breeds which are unable to give natural birth.
However:
It is an equally undeniable and irrefutable fact that the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals’s
recent campaign outside the Westminster Dog Showis an enormous noisome reeking heap of fail-flavored fail topped with failsauce and garnished with freshly crumbled fail.
Anybody care to join me at the next PETA rally for a big bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken?