Mar 04, 2006 01:15
i thought of the best way to propose to someone.
first id make an ice statue of myself complete with adonis like features and anatomicaly correct of course. I'd invite the woman in question to dine with me at a very fancy restaurant where this statue would be on display and tell her i wanted her to marry me. i'd put the ring, of course, on the statue's member so that a certain amount of sucking would be required to get it off (no pun intended).
all thats left at that point is to watch with great satisfaction.