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Note to self:
There is a plate of banana-nut muffins on the couch, which you neglected to move to a more appropriate place before leaving for work. Under no circumstance are you to forget this fact and plop either your bag or your person down onto the couch immediately after work, thereby smushing the muffins. Thank you.
There is a plate of banana-nut muffins on the couch, which you neglected to move to a more appropriate place before leaving for work. Under no circumstance are you to forget this fact and plop either your bag or your person down onto the couch immediately after work, thereby smushing the muffins. Thank you.