Hey people,
So I was just scrolling through some old pics on my computer, and I was struck by how much some of the people in them have changed since they were taken. To wit:
The one on the far right with all the teeth recently graduated from Cornell University and is living in Philadelphia making sure mice don't have lice. The one in the foreground with the attractive navel also recently graduated from Cornell University and is a 1L at UCLA, living with the former roommate of the one in the middle.
The one on the left, whose ex-girlfriend's mother thinks he's gay, recently received his B.S. from Carnegie Mellon University, where he is currently working towards his Masters. The one in the middle with the National Championship volleyball ring recently graduated from Pepperdine University, is working at Poway's Grenier Pontiac dealership, and is getting married in six weeks. The snaggle-toothed one on the right...uh... just sold his car for a truck and is in immediate need of cosmetic dental surgery.
The spacey one on the far left recently graduated from UCSD and is now teaching English in Japan. The Republican one on the far right recently graduated from Baylor University and is working for Dell computers. She is getting married in three months.
The festive one on the left recently graduated from the University of California, Berkeley and is now pursuing his Ph.D at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
The leotard-wearing one pinning the other leotard-wearing one recently graduated from Poway High School and is now attending Northeastern University.
The human-sports-encyclopedia one on the left in the funny outfit recently graduated from Cal and is now pursuing his Masters at USC. The sixty-equals-too-late! one in the middle recently graduated from UC Berkeley and is now pursuing her Ph.D at UCLA. Neither is living with the one on the right, whose baseball team finished the season with the worst record in the National League. The team of the other two won their division and is going to the playoffs.
The dapper one on the right recently left a rewarding job teaching high school music in Petaluma, CA to pursue his Masters in Musicology at Rutgers University.
And finally, the chubby one with lots of hair recently graduated from Cal Berkeley and is now pursuing her Masters at NYU. She enjoys cacti, pickles and Cal football, and doesn't understand why beating OSU 41-13 failed to raise the Bears in the rankings this week. She also considers herself blessed with the best friends in the world.