Hypochondria: I suffer from it
Conversation with my mother:
Me: Mom, there's a really big bump on the side of my head behind my ear.
Mom: *sigh* It's not cancer.
Me: I never said it was. I just said there was a bump.
Mom: I know you. You're a hypochondriac and always think of the worst possible situation. You don't have cancer.
Me: I know that...you can't get cancer on the side of your head.
Mom: Yes, you can. But don't worry, it isn't cancer.
Me: Uhm...it could be leukemia.
Mom: ... ...that's a form of cancer.
Me: Mom, there's a really big bump on the side of my head behind my ear.
Mom: *sigh* It's not cancer.
Me: I never said it was. I just said there was a bump.
Mom: I know you. You're a hypochondriac and always think of the worst possible situation. You don't have cancer.
Me: I know that...you can't get cancer on the side of your head.
Mom: Yes, you can. But don't worry, it isn't cancer.
Me: Uhm...it could be leukemia.
Mom: ... ...that's a form of cancer.