The games we play
Title: The games we play
Author: cablackwood
Pair: Kyuhae and others if you squint
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Crack (I guess)
Words: 3,732
Summary: Heechul suggests that they play a drinking game to end the night.
Warning: Excessive drinking, cheesy pick up lines, and some sexual innuendos.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own the boys (I wasn’t the highest bidder on e-bay). I only own the plot and the computer it was written on.
All the members where sitting down for dinner. Donghae went to bring the food to the table and Kyuhyun went to the cupboard to get a cup. The cupboard with the glasses was directly above Donghae, so Kyuhyun reached over him and grabbed a glass. But being the sneaky little maknae and boyfriend that he was, he leaned up against Donghae’s back and pressed his hips to Donghae’s back side in a suggestive manner.
“Kyuhyun what are you doing?” Donghae asked narrowing his eyes at his boyfriend.
Kyuhyun got his glass and pulled away from Donghae, “Getting a cup.” He said with an innocent smile on his face. A little too innocent. Donghae just rolled his eyes and mumbled something about his ‘always horny boyfriend.’ Not that Donghae didn’t like Kyuhyun like that.
As Kyuhyun walked away, he let his free hand slide down Donghae’s back and when he got to his ass, he gave it a not-so-gentle squeeze, causing the older male to jump and give a little yelp. Kyuhyun smirked and walked back to the table. Donghae narrowed his eyes.
After dinner, Heechul pulled out a bottle of soju and suggested that they play a little drinking game. Heechul said that he saw this game being played in a show he was watching the other day and wanted to try it out.
“Okay, the name of the game is ‘One Big Chicken.’” He started out. All the members gathered around the table and each had a shot glass in front of them. Why they had so many shot glasses, no one knew. But they seemed to come in handy right at that moment.
“How you play is, you have ten phrases, and you have got to same them all without messing up. It’s kinda like the Twelve Days of Christmas song. You have got to start with the first phrase and go all the way down to the end. But you have to say them right. Or you have to take one shot for every phrase you did not complete in saying.” Heechul explained.
Henry raised his hand like a little kid in school, “What are the phrases?” he asked.
Heechul rolled his eyes at the youngest of the group. He didn’t even wait till Heechul called on him!
“I was getting to that.” He snapped back. He ran out of the room to get a marker and a piece of paper. When he came back into the kitchen, he scribbled on the paper and then held it out so everyone could see.
1. Big Chicken
2. Cute Ducks
3. Brown Bears
4. Hairy Running Hares
5. Fat Females Sitting, Sipping scotch, and smoking cigarettes
6. Sheets Slit by Sam the Sheet Slitter
7. Sexy Siamese Sailors sailing the seven seas
8. Echoing egotists echoing egotistical ecstasies
9. Naughty Knocked up Nuns navigating the Nigerian desert towards the nunnery
10. Fig pluckers plucking figs, I'm not a fig plucker or a fig plucker’s son but I'll pluck figs until the fig plucking's done!
Some of the members mouthed the list to themselves and Heechul saw that they were stumbling over the list and he silently chuckled to himself.
Heechul waited for everyone to read the list. When he saw that all the members had read the list, he continued, “If you are saying a phrase and pause, you only get a two second pause. If you go over those two seconds, you have to drink the amount of phrases you did not get through. If you get them all, you don’t have to take a shot and the next person goes. Got it?”
The members nodded their heads, some of them looking eager to play. Some looked worried, those being the ones that had mouthed the list to themselves. And there were one or two groans from the ones that couldn’t hold their liquor well. This would be very interesting.
Everyone settled in their seat as the bottle of soju was opened and the game started.
“Okay,” Heechul said, clapping his hand together, “Who wants to give it a go first?” His eyes wondered around the table looking for his first victim. No one volunteered. Sighing, Heechul pointed to the person directly in front of him.
Yesung’s eyes widened. “Me?” He said pointing to himself.
Heechul rolled his eyes, “That’s who I’m pointing to, isn’t it?”
Slowly, Yesung tried to scoot to the side so Heechul would be pointing at someone else. But Siwon, who he was sitting next to, held him where he was keeping him from moving.
He sighed, “Fine.” Everyone smiled and sat back and waited for him to start. He sighed again as he looked at the sheet of paper that had the phrases on it and started.
“Big Chicken, Cute Ducks, Brown Bears, Hairy Running Hares, Fat Females Sitting, Sipping scotch, and smoking cigarettes…” Everyone watched as he read each phrase without difficulty, he was even bobbing his head, keeping a rhythm going.
“…Sheets shlit by Sam…”
“Ah! You messed up!” Many members shouted at once, while the others laughed, causing the room to be filled with noise.
Yesung looked at everyone, confused, that lost look appearing in his eyes while he looked down at the paper trying to see where he failed. He hadn’t realized that he had messed up.
Heechul grabbed the bottle and filled his shot glass and handed it to Yesung, who took it but still had that lost look on his face. When he made no move to drink it, everyone started up again and was telling him to ‘drink, drink, drink.’
“But I didn’t mess up!” Yesung whined.
“Yes you did!” The members yelled. “You said ‘shlit’” others commented.
Closing his eyes in defeat, Yesung brought the glass up to his lips and threw his head back and down the shot in one go. The members cheered as they watched him consume the drink. When he slammed his glass down, he saw four more glasses waiting for him to drink. Looking up at his band mates in horror, he grabbed the next glass and did the same, as well with the others. The dorm became louder. Yesung would be the first one to mess up.
As the cheering died down, Heechul turned to the rest of the room. He had a feeling that everyone was going to enjoy this game.
“Okay, Yesung,” Heechul said, “Now pick someone to go next.”
Yesung looked about the room trying to find the right person. He looked down the table and saw a smirking someone.
“I chose Kyuhyun,” And he pointed to the smirking maknae.
Kyuhyun straightened his spine and took the challenge without a fight.
He pulled the paper to him and read the list off, much like Yesung had done, with a rhythm in his head.
“Big Chicken, Cute Ducks, Brown Bears, Hairy Running Hares, Fat Females Sitting, Sipping scotch, and smoking cigarettes, Sheets Slit by Sam the Sheet Slitter, Sexy Siamese Sailors sailing the seven seas, Echoing egotists echoing egotistical ecstasies, Naughty Knocked up Nuns navigating the Nigerian desert towards the nunnery, Fig pluckers plucking figs, I'm not a fig plucker or a fig plucker’s son but I'll pluck figs until the fig plucking's done!”
Kyuhyun read the list off and then threw it on the table like it was nothing. The rest of the members just gaped at him. He did that without even pausing! But then again, it wasn’t really surprising. He was good at tongue twisters, Donghae would vouch for that.
Kyuhyun was able to do that 四是十 (sì shì shí) thing pretty easily, so it wasn’t a really big surprise.
Not needing to be told to pick someone, Kyuhyun looked around and his eyes landed on the Chinese man in the room.
“Zhou Mi,” was all he said and he pushed the list to him.
Zhou Mi took the list and read it over quickly in his head again. Maybe since he was Chinese, and the language was pretty much tongue twisters all around, he could get it like Kyuhyun.
He took a deep breath and started.
“Big Chicken, Cute Ducks, Brown Bears, Hairy Running Hares, Fat Females Sitting, Sipping scotch, and smoking cigarettes, Sheets Slit by Sam the Sheet Slitter, Sexy Siamese Sailors sailing the seven seas, Echoing egotists echoing egotistical ecstasies, Naughty Knocked up Nuns navigating the Nigerian desert towards the nunnery…” Zhou Mi’s heart started to pound, getting more and more excited that he was almost done and he hadn’t messed up, but… “…Fig pluckers plucking figs, I'm not a fig plucker or a plig…” and the room burst out into shouts again.
“No!” Zhou Mi shouted lowering his head to the table and shaking it. He was so close!
Heechul filled his glass and set it in front of him. “Bottoms up,” he said with a smile on his face.
Zhou Mi took the glass and downed it with a saddened look in his eyes directed at Kyuhyun. He just smiled.
Zhou Mi slammed the glass down and made a face at the burn that went down his throat with the alcohol. He was never really that much of a drinker and immediately he felt his body heat up and slowly felt his legs turn to rubber. At least he was on the last line and only had to take one shot.
Not waiting for anyone to say something, Zhou Mi pointed to the man across from him.
Siwon took the list and read.
This went on for hours. Once the first bottle was emptied, the opened the one other bottle they had in the dorm. Once that was gone, they went to the lower dorm room and found that they had no soju, so they were forced to go out and buy more…about five bottles more. They sent the least drunk of the bunch, which turned out to be Kyuhyun and Heechul. They both seemed to be able to get through the phrases with ease and they were both able to handle their alcohol as well.
When they got back, everyone cheered at their return and they immediately returned to their game with smiles on their faces. They were on their second bottle when it was Ryeowook’s turn again. Poor little thing, he looked like he was about to pass out right there. But he kept saying he was fine and he was able to do it.
He read the list for the nth time that night through hazy eyes.
“Hic…Big Chicken, Cute Ducks, Brown Bears, Hairy Running Hares…hic… Fat Females…hic…Sitting, Sipping scotch, and smoking cigarettes…hic…Sheets Slit by Sam the Sheet sl…” he paused and turned to Shindong next to him, “Does this say ‘slitter’ or ‘shitter?’”
Shindong, who was about as drunk as Ryeowook, give or take a few shots, squinted his eyes at the paper.
“I tsink tis say…hic…’shlitter’” Shindong slurred.
Ryeowook nodded his head and turned back to reading the list, but Heechul was holding a shot glass in his face and shook his head.
“No asking for help.” He said clearly, sounding like he had not had one ounce of alcohol.
“But huuuuyng!” Ryeowook whined.
Heechul just shook his head and handed him the glass and then gave him four more shots after that. Each Ryeowook had whined about but drank none the less.
Everyone was getting rather rowdy, and they had been told by one of their neighbors to keep it down, but that was about an hour and two bottles of soju ago. The members were starting to lose their balance and fall on their way to the bathroom. And even Eunhyuk had went to the bathroom but on his way back, he never made it past the sofa. He had lain down and passed out about twenty minutes ago. Some were starting to hang over each other, some giving ‘innocent’ little kisses to who they were hanging all over.
Donghae was even sending cheesy pick up lines to Kyuhyun.
“I’m like a Rubik’s cube…the more you play with me the harder I get.” Kyuhyun rolled his eyes and patted the arm that was slung over Kyuhyun’s shoulder.
“I know hyung.” And he did indeed know.
Donghae had giggled like a school girl at that.
Heechul had a feeling that they needed to end this pretty soon. But Ryeowook turned to the youngest of the group and picked him for the next person to go.
Ryeowook slid the list to him, which had acquired crinkles and folds, and some beer stains all over it, but the writing was still legible. Everyone turned to Henry, who looked a bit pale, and waited.
“Big Chicken, Cute…hic…Ducks, Brown Bears, Hairy Running Hares…” Henry paused and dry heaved. Everyone leaned away from him. He heaved again. The third time, he threw the paper down and ran to the bathroom, slamming the door and barely making it to the toilet in time to empty the contents of tonight’s game inside. Everybody in the kitchen cringed hearing the sounds coming from the bathroom.
Heechul turned to the group in the kitchen and sighed, “I think we should stop here.” There were some groans and protests, “But hyung we were having fun,” they whined. But Heechul needed to be the bigger one, since Leeteuk was leaning up against Zhou Mi giving him lusty looks that would sure piss off Kangin off he were there.
Heechul took the opened bottle and put the lid back on.
“Okay, everyone that can, help me clean up.” That turned out to only be Heechul, Kyuhyun, and Siwon. The rest were too drunk to even move. If they even tried, they would sure be flat on the floor and be passed out even before they hit.
Good thing none of them had a schedule tomorrow…or later that day. Because, Heechul was sure that none of them would even be able to get out of bed. He wasn’t even sure if they would be good enough to go out the day after.
Heechul, Siwon, and Kyuhyun walked around and over (some members had decided to lay on the floor and go to sleep) the members to clean up. Heechul threw away the empty bottles. Kyuhyun cleaned up some of the broken glass that had been acquired sometime during the night. Luckily it was only one or two dishes, nothing really valuable…unless Donghae’s fishy plate was considered valuable. Siwon took the members that weren’t asleep on the floor back to their rooms and put them to bed: which was Ryeowook, Sungmin, and Yesung (who insisted that he stay with Ryeowook tonight, he didn’t want to leave his boyfriend). The rest, they thought would probably be best to leave where they were. Taking them back down to the other dorm would be too much of a hassle, and they needed to be watched over. As much as they could be.
Once the dorm was cleaned up Siwon, Kyuhyun, and Heechul looked over the room before them. Eunhyuk was already passed out on the sofa, Zhou Mi had laid down on the other end, although he had to curl into a little ball to do so, and fell asleep once his head touched the arm of the couch, much to Leeteuk’s disappointment. Shindong picked a spot in the middle of the floor, somewhat out of the way and Leeteuk crawled up to him and used him as a pillow, even though his room was in that dorm he chose to sleep out in the main room. They both were out cold within a matter of minutes.
They all sighed at the picture before them.
“You know,” Heechul spoke up, “I am half tempted to take a picture of this lovely scene before us.”
Kyuhyun and Siwon chuckled.
“I’m going to take care of Henry.” Siwon walked off to tend to the younger man, who was still in the bathroom. Kyuhyun thought that he was going to spend his night in that room.
“Hey! What about me?!” Heechul and Kyuhyun heard from the kitchen.
Donghae was still seated in his chair, giving them his trade mark pouty face; though it looked off due to the fact that it had a hint of drunkenness to it. Kyuhyun sighed.
“I’ll get him hyung. You go to bed.” And he walked over to his pouting boyfriend. Heechul nodded and headed for one of the empty beds in the now crowded dorm. Since Leeteuk wasn’t using his bed at the moment, he decided to sleep in his.
Donghae looked up at his boyfriend when he approached him. “Do you work at Subway?” Donghae asked.
Looking a little confused at the question, Kyuhyun shook his head. “Why?”
“Cause you just gave me a foot long.” Donghae giggled.
Kyuhyun rolled his eyes, he shouldn’t have asked. Although, Kyuhyun was sure that that wouldn’t have stopped him.
Kyuhyun pulled Donghae up and slung one of his arms over his shoulder and held him tight against his side and walked down the hall to their room. On the way there, Donghae was all but happy to share his cheesy pick up lines. And if Kyuhyun hadn’t already been with Donghae and if Donghae hadn’t been drunk, he would have let go of him and let him fall flat on his face. But Kyuhyun knew that it was the alcohol talking, somewhat, and just went along with him.
“Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?” Donghae asked as they reached the door.
Again, Kyuhyun rolled his eyes. But he answered anyway.
“I’m a moaner. You’re the screamer.” He kicked the door closed with his foot and hobbled (since Donghae wasn’t even trying to carry some of his own weight) his way to Donghae’s bed.
Donghae giggled at that. Even when he was drunk, he knew that.
They reached the bed and Kyuhyun tried to lower Donghae down onto the bed carefully, but the weight was a little too much for him and Donghae just fell onto the bed with an ‘oomph’ and a little laugh.
Kyuhyun bent down and pulled Donghae’s shoes off and threw them to the other side of the room before he pulled his pants and shirt off and slipped him into his favorite fishy pajamas.
Just as Kyuhyun tucked Donghae in bed, he pulled Kyuhyun down for a kiss and one last line.
“I’d like to name multiple orgasms after you.” Kyuhyun paused at that one. If Donghae hadn’t been so drunk, then he might have taken Donghae up on that. But he wasn’t that type of person, sometimes. So he just nudged Donghae back onto the mattress and gave him a quick kiss on the lips.
“Go to sleep hyung. And when you’re all sobered up, I will take you up on that offer.” Donghae smiled and snuggled into the warmth of the blankets. Kyuhyun watched as Donghae fell asleep and soon he heard the soft snores saying he was fast asleep.
Kyuhyun grabbed the trash bin that was next to the desk and placed it next to Donghae’s bed in a spot where he was sure to be able to see it if he woke up and needed to empty his stomach. Kyuhyun smiled down at his sleeping boyfriend and then walked over to his own bed and crawled in. He was too tired to change so he slept in the clothes he was in, after he pulled his top off.
The next morning Kyuhyun and Heechul were the first to wake up. Since they could handle their alcohol they didn’t feel the events from last night, though they were sure the other would once they woke up.
“I’ll go fix a pot of coffee.” Heechul offered, he was sure that he would need to make about three once everyone woke up.
Kyuhyun nodded and went to check up on the two members who weren’t sleeping in a bed or in the main room. Stepping over Leeteuk’s and Shindong’s sleeping figures (who had some time during the night, moved around and were now cuddled in each other’s arms and were sleeping soundly) and headed to the bathroom.
Kyuhyun knocked on the door a little just in case Siwon or Henry had woken up, but when he opened the door he saw Henry had his face laying on the side of the toilet (it appeared he had slept that way) and Siwon was lying on the floor stretched out in front of the shower.
Smiling, Kyuhyun walked over to Siwon and lightly shook him. Luckily, Siwon was a light sleeper and Kyuhyun didn’t have to try hard to wake him.
“Hyung wake up. Heechul’s making coffee if you need some.” Kyuhyun looked at his state and saw that it didn’t really look like he needed it anyway.
Siwon got up and yawned, “Thanks Kyuhyun, but I don’t need any.” Kyuhyun nodded and looked over to the male sleeping on the toilet. “I think he’ll need a whole pot.”
Siwon chuckled. “Probably. I’ll wake him up.”
Nodding, Kyuhyun left the room and walked back out to the main room. He saw that Heechul was trying to wake up the bunch in the room.
“I’ll get these four if you get the four in the bedrooms.” Heechul offered.
They spent the next thirty minutes trying to wake up the drunken bunch. Some were harder to wake than others (namely Zhou Mi and Yesung). But once they had all the members awake and seated at the same table that they had been drinking at, Siwon came into the kitchen and fixed breakfast, while the ones with the hangovers happily drank their coffees. More than one of them had said, well more like groaned, “I am never drinking again.”
Henry was the one that had it worse, but he said no such thing. Being young was sure to make him open for drinking again, just not as much.
Kyuhyun sat next to Donghae as they ate, and being the evil maknae that he was leaned over to whisper in Donghae’s ear.
“Hyung, do you remember your promise you made last night?” It wasn’t exactly a promise, but he just couldn’t resist.
Donghae turned to look at him. “No.”
“Oh, well I’m still holding you to it.” Kyuhyun leaned away and continued to eat his breakfast, leaving Donghae looking a little frightened.
What had he promised?
A/N: I do not know what the SuJu’s tolerance for alcohol is, I just made them have whatever tolerance I wanted them to have LOL. And sorry that I didn’t include Kibum, Kangin, or Hangeng, I have a feeling that I will get bricked for that later *ducks and hides*
‘One Big Chicken’ is an actual drinking game. I tweaked the rules a little bit to fit my liking, but not very much.
四是十 (Pronounced: sì shì shí) means four is ten. It is a Chinese tongue twister. And if any of you guys have done this WHOLE tongue twister as good as Kyuhyun did (on a show called Very Big Star), then I applaud you. I was never, and still am not able, to do it without messing up once or twice *coughs! Four times! coughs!*
WARNING: DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME IF: A) YOU ARE NOT OLD ENOUGH. B) YOU HAVE A LOW TOLERENCE FOR ALCOHOL. C) IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A CAREING GROUP OF FRIENDS/FAMILY THAT CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU IF YOU CHOSE TO PLAY OR DISREGUARD B.
Oh! And the boys screw ups, where some of mine when I was trying to say the phrases to myself. I dare you to try saying it a few times and see how many shots you would end up having to take…BUT DO NOT TAKE THEM IF YOU ARE! NOT! OLD! ENOUGH!
And I wrote this at three in the morning, so I apologize if there are spelling and grammar errors.