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Myspace is like a fucking heroin addiction to me. Everytime I go there I close out my internet window in frustration because of some dumbass thing I see on there.
Todays frustration lies in the alarmingly high number of guys who feel it is a lock tight requirement that they are fucking shirtless in their profile picture and they have a goddamn hat on. Why the fuck is the hat so important? Is he bald with muscly man tits? Then I have my computer volume turned down to a VERY reasonable volume, and it takes a minute, but all of a sudden I'm inundated with the fucking Hoobastank video code that they've embedded on their page. Jesus fuck, and its distorting and I feel like the covers on my speakers are going to blow off and hit me in the face cause its so fucking distorted and obnoxious.
And it's obvious that some people don't give a fuck about viewers being able to actually read their myspace pages, cause half the people I've viewed today had some fucking horrible background and the text was almost the same exact color as the predominant background color. Sorry people, but my genes aren't encoded with the ability to fucking read white text on a white background. Or maybe its some clever code where you can only read it when you highlight the text. Either way, its stupid.
And one more thing. Who the fuck has all that time to use the /,",{,},\, and *'s and make stupid pictures out of them to serve as the centerpiece of an assinine chain letter. I've been lucky to avoid them thus far, but I assume its only because my taste in friends has dictated that I stray from these goons.
ok I'm done.
Todays frustration lies in the alarmingly high number of guys who feel it is a lock tight requirement that they are fucking shirtless in their profile picture and they have a goddamn hat on. Why the fuck is the hat so important? Is he bald with muscly man tits? Then I have my computer volume turned down to a VERY reasonable volume, and it takes a minute, but all of a sudden I'm inundated with the fucking Hoobastank video code that they've embedded on their page. Jesus fuck, and its distorting and I feel like the covers on my speakers are going to blow off and hit me in the face cause its so fucking distorted and obnoxious.
And it's obvious that some people don't give a fuck about viewers being able to actually read their myspace pages, cause half the people I've viewed today had some fucking horrible background and the text was almost the same exact color as the predominant background color. Sorry people, but my genes aren't encoded with the ability to fucking read white text on a white background. Or maybe its some clever code where you can only read it when you highlight the text. Either way, its stupid.
And one more thing. Who the fuck has all that time to use the /,",{,},\, and *'s and make stupid pictures out of them to serve as the centerpiece of an assinine chain letter. I've been lucky to avoid them thus far, but I assume its only because my taste in friends has dictated that I stray from these goons.
ok I'm done.