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I've noticed that one of our regular customers has been undergoing this emo transformation. The pants get tighter everytime he's in, and the hair gets evermore tousled. He came in today looking for strings and a strap. He had the strings in his hands, and asked me for a strap. We didn't have it, so he gave me a very emo-ish shoulder slump, dropped his head, sighed ever so dramatically, and put the strings back on the shelf and walked out. I crushed his spirits.