Trapped in a Bathroom Stall
(jesus, I fail at titles, but apparently referencing R Kelly once in a fic is not enough)
Cash/Spencer, PG-13, ~2700 words
Since he was fifteen though, Cash has been of the opinion that the more stupid you feel inside, the more cool you should act on the outside. It's this thought that stops him, just in time, from breaking into R Kelly. So he tilts his chin up, shrugs, and says, "Dude, a thousand girls would kill to be in my position right now."