Apr 16, 2008 19:13
Heh...
Ha, ha!
This is great. It sure takes something bad that happened and turns it into something good.
I might not be on the telly anymore, but Ares hasn't gotten rid of me yet, and I must be doing something write. (Ha, I made a funny.)
You're looking at the new journalist for the Ares Enquirer.
So everything you want to know about your favourite celebrities, all of your favourite telly shows been cancelled, missing seeing Dr. P on the nightly news? I'll have all the latest updates for you, but you'll have to read them instead of being lazy and listening to me telling you.
If you think you've got a story, feel free to contact me over the network.
Oh, Nooj...
I hope you realise you'll have to really clean up good, so I'm not constantly smelling perfume from you.
Come to think of it, you could probably help me as well.