Sep 24, 2004 13:05
GlASSHeD: who is my boyfriend?
GlASSHeD: by: Elizabeth Ann Lee
GlASSHeD: My boyfriend is good. He cooks good food. All the time. Anything I want, he will make it. He is a good woman. Except that he is very messy outside the kitchen. His car has slices of pizza from 4 months ago in the back. My boyfriend likes to read books. Most of them are nerdo books by David Eddings. My boyfriend likes to watch romantic comedies that are too unrealistic to be romantic and too lame to be considered comedy. He also likes to watch movies like NAVY SEALS when we are having sex. My boyfriend likes to go out a lot. You can always find him near the bar or flirting with girls. If you cannot find him there, then he is in the bathroom drinking from his flask.
GlASSHeD: That is my boyfriend and he is good.
GlASSHeD: The End.