The Gay Brothers
Ohmygawd, the funniest thing I've read in forever. I guffawed, snorted and then boisterously laughed at my snort.
Picture it....Sicily.....or rather, Austin.
The headline: Two sentenced to six years each for attacking gay man
Before you start getting all cuhrazy, I love me some gays. That's not the funny part. It's coming.
The assailants: Darren Gay and Donald Bockman
Darren GAY and Donald BOCKman.....years and years of being called gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay and COCKman have finally taken their toll, evidence of why some people should just legally change their names to spare their children these tragic consequences.
We switch to a playground years ago....
"Darrrrrrrrrrrrrren, the gay boy, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaren the gay boy."
"Donnie likes peeeeeeeeeeenises because he's a COCK man."
Okay, wait it gets better....you can't MAKE this shit up. So, the Darren Gay guy has a younger brother, GLEN GAY (aka bengay) whose ear was supposedly licked by the REAL gay guy which is why his older brother felt compelled to attack the gay guy by going home with him (and Donnie the cock man) and shoving stuff up his ass.....you know, cos THAT will show him. Because all straight people KNOW that the secret way to de-gay a gay guy is by shoving crap up his ass and sexually assaulting him.
Later on in the article, it says that as the two cockboys were led away in handcuffs, Dawna Gay (who evidently experienced her own playground misfortunes with that stripper name), "the mother of the Gay brothers, said aloud: 'This is my beloved son, and know I'm very proud of you.'" Oh, stripper mother of the gay boys....will you ever learn?
Anyway, this is cabcutie here reporting from the west siiiiiiiiiide. Check ya when I check ya.
Picture it....Sicily.....or rather, Austin.
The headline: Two sentenced to six years each for attacking gay man
Before you start getting all cuhrazy, I love me some gays. That's not the funny part. It's coming.
The assailants: Darren Gay and Donald Bockman
Darren GAY and Donald BOCKman.....years and years of being called gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay and COCKman have finally taken their toll, evidence of why some people should just legally change their names to spare their children these tragic consequences.
We switch to a playground years ago....
"Darrrrrrrrrrrrrren, the gay boy, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaren the gay boy."
"Donnie likes peeeeeeeeeeenises because he's a COCK man."
Okay, wait it gets better....you can't MAKE this shit up. So, the Darren Gay guy has a younger brother, GLEN GAY (aka bengay) whose ear was supposedly licked by the REAL gay guy which is why his older brother felt compelled to attack the gay guy by going home with him (and Donnie the cock man) and shoving stuff up his ass.....you know, cos THAT will show him. Because all straight people KNOW that the secret way to de-gay a gay guy is by shoving crap up his ass and sexually assaulting him.
Later on in the article, it says that as the two cockboys were led away in handcuffs, Dawna Gay (who evidently experienced her own playground misfortunes with that stripper name), "the mother of the Gay brothers, said aloud: 'This is my beloved son, and know I'm very proud of you.'" Oh, stripper mother of the gay boys....will you ever learn?
Anyway, this is cabcutie here reporting from the west siiiiiiiiiide. Check ya when I check ya.